Handsome Jack X Reader

You reach your room.
"Fucking finally" you say to yourself as you swipe your Hyperion card and the door swings open.
The room is quite spacious with blue and white walls ,a small kitchen ,nice tv, and a black couch.
"Pretty sweet".

You stroll over to another door and open it.
You glance around noticing a bed, a desk and..
"You gotta be shitting me" you let out noticing a huge framed photo of Handsome Jack by your bedside.
(Why is he so goddamn far up his own ass?!)
You grab a marker from your new desk and doodle a dick on Jacks photo.
"Hah dickhead" you chuckle.
You lay down on the bed staring at the ceiling.
"Don't worry Lilith I'm gonna get us outta here".
Feeling exhausted from your first day you decide it's time to drift off to sleep.

The Next morning

*Beep beep beep*
You lift up your arm and punch the alarm clock right off the bedside table.
You sit up and rub your eyes.
"Fuck it's too early" you sob.
When you were done moaning you finally get up and get your uniform from your wardrobe.
You put it on and look at yourself in the mirror.
"Of course the assistants uniform would be slutty, Jack you naughty old man." You sigh annoyed.

"Oh you bet babe..". You suddenly hear a voice from behind you.
You turn around to see no other than Handsome Jack leaning against your bedroom door way.
"HOLY SHIT" you shout shocked.
You then just remembered the dick drawn on his photo so you sprint to block it.
"You okay there kiddo?" He say raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah just you frightened me" you try to play it off.
"Really are you sure your not hiding anything behind you?" He questioned smirking, staring at you.
"Definitely not sir" you laugh nervously as you back up getting closer to the photo.
"You shouldn't lie to me y/n" he growled getting closer and closer until he puts his hands on either side of your head.
You gulp and stare down at the ground feeling defeated.

Jack pushes you aside to reveal the drawing.
"Shit" you sigh.
"I'm gonna kill you" he grits his teeth
"I REALLY DIDNT-" you say suddenly being cut off.
"Ha ha ha ha that was hilarious" Jack chuckles.
"What?" You ask.
"Really you should've seen your face, wait let me show you." He chuffed.
"I... I ... I didn't really.." He mocked and pouted his face.
"PFFT HAHHAHA" He laughed even more.
"You can stop mocking me now" you say looking very irritated.
"Ah lighting up cupcake, It was Claptrap he does this often to my handsome photos since I tried to kill the annoying piece of shit". He rolled his eyes.
You feel relieved he didn't know it was you.
"So why did you come here in the first place"
"Oh yeah I've a shit ton of paper work for you to do, everything's by the kitchen". He said seriously.
"Oh okay" you say back still standing there.
"Well don't just stand there looking ... you know" he grins looking you up and down.
"Like what?" You ask confused crossing your arms.
Jack takes his index finger to his tongue then to his hip making a hissing noise.
(I actually can't believe this perverted sicko is trying to flirt with me)

Jacks puts his finger to his ear.
"I'll be right down, is she still locked up?" He whispers.
(He has to be talking about Lilith)
"Sorry to end our little chit chat kitten but PaPa Jack has business to attend to, Ciao" he smiled as he left the room.
"I gotta follow him" you told yourself.

As you slide open the door you can barely see Jack at the end of the long hallway.
You quickly rush to follow him closely.
He strolls into a room and the door closes behind him.
"Fuck I gotta see what's in there" you try to think as hard as you can.
You notice a vent next to the room he went into.
(That's my only chance)
You try to pull the cover off but it's no use it's screwed shut.
"Shit shit shit think y/n" you complain.
"Hello you must be a new Hyperion employee"
A small little yellow robot rolls up to you.
"Who the fuck are you?" You say back.
"I'm CL4P TR4P and who are you?" He said.
"Oh I'm y/n I hear you hate Jack" you ask.
"Yeah but not as much as he hates me" he replyed.
"Wanna help me out" you smirk as you got an idea.
"Sure thing how can I help" he said back in a happy tone.
"I'm going to throw you at the vent so I can break it open" you grin.
"Sure- wait- wha"
You pick Claptrap up and throw him with all your strength at the vent opening.

BANG

The vent cover flies right open.
"Oww.. " Claptrap groans.
"Your a robot you can't feel pain" you laugh.
"Oh no we can and this is excruciatingly painful." He sobs with electric sparks coming out of him.
"Oh well sorry but I gotta go now thank you Claptrap" you slowly climb into the vent.
"No problem...." Claptrap grunts still on the floor.

Chap 5 coming soon
(Thank you so much for reading. I'll be updating more often. :)