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parkjm
oi where are you

agustdick
sorry i went out to buy groceries
why

parkjm
theres a dude outside your house looking for namjoon

agustdick
what in jesus
namjoon??
what is he doing in my house then??

parkjm
idk but he's kinda hot

agustdick
go ask for his name
name only

parkjm
his name is jackson
that doesn't sound very korean
he has a bag of food with him

agustdick

parkjm
he's waiting
should i tell him where namjoon is

agustdick
wait i gotta inform namjoon

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midget hoe
namjoon

lamppost hoe
what

midget hoe
jacksons in my house lookin for you
should i tell him where u @

lamppost hoe
oh yeah yeah
i called him over since he just got back from a different country yesterday
he probs forgot where i live sjksmdmd

midget hoe
well should i tell him

lamppost hoe
yeah
and also tell him that i'm not letting him in my house unless he brings food with him

midget hoe
well yeah he has a huge bag filled with food in it

lamppost hoe
snnsns yEs
ok go tell him now
i'll be waiting

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agustdick
ok lmao you can tell him where namjoon is

parkjm
is this yoongi

agustdick
no shit
jimin tf

parkjm
no this is jackson typing
he let me borrow his phone
where's namjoon

agustdick
well where's your phone

parkjm
idk either
tell me

agustdick
yeah ok geez
[insert address]

parkjm
oh yeah
i forgot where he lives
aight nice talking i'll give jimin his phone back

agustdick
ok rad
jimin??

parkjm
yes
did he leave his number

agustdick
ugh no
dimwad

parkjm