A set that kinda resembles a news room is set up and in big letters, it says "PLUSH RUSH" there's a bunch of children gathered nearby and a lone cameraman.
Plush: HELLO PEOPLE OF THE UNIVERSE, MY NAME IS PLUSH AND WELCOME BACK TO PLUSH RUSH!
Children: yaaay!
Plush: In today's episode of Plush Rush, we'll be seeing how long it takes to get to the organs of a skeleton!
Children: ............... skeletons don't have organs
Plush: SHUT UP! Now let's begin! *Throws a skeleton onto a table and begins cutting at it's bones*
*Distant sounds of Papyrus shrieking*
Plush: This is lame. *Throws the skeleton* IN OTHER NEWS! Local Springtrap Rabbit has been stalked by a yandere named Lilly. Author-Ch- wait..... can we just address you by your name?
Me: Fine.... I don't care anymore
Plush: Yay! Laila, formally known as author-chan and L, is now being used as bait to lure the yandere out of hiding.
Me: WAIT WHAT!?
Springtrap: CHOP CHOP! LILLY ISN'T GONNA LURE HERSELF OUT! *grabs Laila by her shirt collar and drags her away*
Me: I DON'T WANNA DIE! >∆<
Springtrap: TOO BAD!
Plush: .......WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF PLUSH RUSH! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE!
Me: IM GONNA DIEEEEE! >∆<
Springtrap: If you don't shut the hell up, I'll kill you myself.
Me: ;~;
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A Random Thing W/ Plush! :D
RandomPlush, the killer, insane, adorable, golden, bunny plushy. Her father is Springtrap, her mother is dead, her brother is Plushtrap, and she has a lot of pets! Derpy the Velociraptor: I HEARD THE WORD PETS! Me: Not now Derpy, please go wait, we'll sta...
