Hocus pocus bitch
WEEWOO NOT PROOFREAD
Lol jk here's your preference
FINN
-this wasn't supposed to happen
-he never knew your mom was coming over
-your crazy mom
-he didn't plan this out well
-so basically
-Finn had a fake hickey painted on his neck and waited for you to get home
-but your mom showed up
-but she didn't see you
-oh no
-she saw her precious daughters boyfriend sitting there
-a hickey on his neck
-and she thought 'ok, you were a kid once (y/m/n), give him the benefit of doubt'
-and she said, "Finn, did (y/n) give you a hickey?"
-and this poor boy
-was so panicked that he just
-"nO ma'am it was someone else"
-"(y/n) come bail me out"
-"mommy what'd you do this time"
-"don't worry about it, you know where I hide the bail money right?"
-"yes momma"
SOPHIA
-she did one of those 'I got stabbed' pranks
-like where she lays down covered in fake blood and wait for you to get home
-so there she was, laying on the floor, covered in fake blood, and a knife layed next to her
-and in you come
-"bitchhh get up I know you ain't dead"
-but she stayed still
-so you sighed, put down your bags, and nudged her side with your foot
-"come on Soph I'm to tired for your shit"
-and that didn't work
-so you fake sniffled and just
-"I'm sorry I don't know what I did but I didn't mean to I promise I won't do it again just please don't leave me"
-her heart broke
-the speech was more emotional than Peter Parkers in Infinity War
-I'm still crying over that even tho it's been two fucking weeks
-"IM SORRY BABY IM ALIVE I WONT DO IT AGIAN IM SORRY IM SORRY SO SO SORRY"
-your dramatic ass gets whatever you want
CHOSEN
-he tried to get you to belive there was a serial killer in the house
-"(y/n), baby wake up, someone's in the house"
-when you're tired you put up with no one
-"kill him"
-"(Y/N)"
-"if he's in the house then it gives you the right to protect yourself, now if you don't let me fucking sleep there will be two bodies instead of one"
-he doesn't prank you anymore after that
JACK
-he puts a snake in your purse
-little does he know, you love snakes
-"AWWWW WHAT A CUTIE"
-cue him screaming "WHAT" in the distance
JAEDEN
-he did one of those "hair dye in the shampoo pranks"
-it was dark purple
-"Hey Jae I'm actually really happy with my hair I've been meaning to dye it again
-once again
-"WHAT" can be heard in the distance
WYATT
-it wasn't really a prank he just snuck up on you
-you were facing the counter chopping carrots because food
-and he grabbed your shoulder from behind
-bitch he ducked just in time to avoid you flipping around with a fucking buTCHER KNIFE IN YOUR HAND
-that's the last time he EVER sneaks up on you
JEREMY
-he ALSO did a cheating prank
-except he recruited Sophia to 'make out' with him
-his thumb was on her lip and he kissed the thumb instead lol
-you walked in and walked right back out
-but they stated there cause like
-what if you forgot something and didn't notice them
-Bitch you came back with a Negan Bat
-^twd
-"SHIT"
