Celery attack

He opened up the door, he saw celery everywhere, "no turning back now..." Rily thought. He shut his eyes very tight, got his spoon ready...... Then..... He jumped.

He opened his eyes. "Oh cool." He said, he took out about 9 celeries. Then he ran with some pieces of celery and shot his rubber band at them.

"Heh! This is very easy!!! Uh or noootttt...." Rily saw the biggest piece of celery he had ever seen!!

It was bigger than that really big office building down the street! "New York is a very strange place.." He thought. With so many thoughts in his mind he started sprinting towards the giant celery.

"Ggrrrrrooowwwllll!!!" He grunted as he ran up the steps of a hotel. He jumped up on top of the hotel "ME TARZAN" he said as he padded his chest. Then he jumped into mid air straight towards the giant celery.

"RAWRRR!!!" CATHUMP, CHOMP, THWANK!!! He had defeated the giant celery!!! He thought he had beaten them all, but he was wrong "NUUU!"

He saw a whole entire army coming for him and just him!!!! "YIKES" this time they had weapons!!! They had.... TOUNGE DESPINSERS!!!!!!! DA DA DR DA DR DA DRRDAAA!!!!!

"HALP!" He screamed. Then his life flashed before his eyes, he couldn't hold it back anymore.

He turned around and literally went insane. He swing his arms every where and kicking his bony legs everywhere... "What is that boy doing!?" A elderly lady said from across the road in the nursing home.

"KILL THE CELERY TO DEATHH RAWWRRR HAHAH SEVEAR DEATH MHSYN HAHAH STUPID @$&?$&@$)(&&$/ @&&'@&$$/&;&/@- HAHAHAH KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. He had killed every single one of them "raawrr" he whispered.