idk what to call this but here you go

Three piggies, Jillian, Gina and Thomas went to a restaurant. They went there regularly. Sometimes the waiter came, sometimes you had to write your order down and put it in the chandelier. This time the waiter came.
"What drinks would you like?" Babbled the waiter, who was swishing mouthwash around his mouth and spraying some out with each syllable. Jillian ordered wine, Thomas ordered pure ethanol and Gina ordered water. They drank the drinks. A few minutes later a waitress came, thus time with a mouth full of crisps, spurting some out with each syllable. "What you want main course?" she eventually managed to spit out. Jillian ordered spaghetti, Thomas ordered cake and Gina ordered water yet again. She gobbled it down.
For dessert, Jillian and Thomas ordered ice cream and Gina ordered water. The waiter asked why Gina was drinking so much water. She replied: "It's my turn to go wee wee wee wee wee all the way home."