Wolver-loud (A loud house/X-men crossover)

Lincoln, lynn and luna were shocked by lisa's discovery.

Lynn: (shocked) what did you just say?

Lisa: my apologies but the data doesn't lie...though you have mother unit's DNA in you but father unit's DNA does not match yours...meaning he's not your real father.

Lincoln fell to his knees, looking at the ground in disbelief. Luna didn't say anything as she stared at lisa with shocked eyes. Lynn snarled in anger as she aimed her bone claws at a nearby tree, cutting it down while the tree fell with a thud.

Lynn: (breathing heavily; angry) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS WHOLE TIME....DAD WASN'T REALLY OUR DAD?! DID MOM CHEAT ON HIM OR SOMETHING?!

Lisa: well there is a possibility...that mother unit could have interacted with one another.

Lincoln: how?

Lisa: three possibilities. 1. Mother unit thought that father unit wasn't paying much attention to her so she went and engaged in sexual intercourse with someone behind his back. 2. Mother unit was sexually assaulted by an unknown assailant. Or 3. Due to the extreme exhaustion of working and taking care of our family, mother unit goes on vacation, subjected herself to some alcoholic beverage that resulted in sexual intercourse with someone in a drunken state.

Luna: it could be possible.

Lynn: (angry) I don't care what the possibilities are, we've been had! Mom probably knew about what happened and chose not to tell us, the sisters or....dad. (looks down in sadness) she lied to us all.

Lincoln: if dad's not really our dad, then who is our actual dad?

Lisa: well that I have discovered already. After going through several analysis of your blood in my DNA scanner 2000, I found the ideal match.

Lynn: so you found out who our real father is?

Lisa: precisely.

Luna: well don't leave us in the dark lisa, who is he?

Lisa: his name is Logan Howlett, also known as the Wolverine.

Lynn: wolverine?

Lisa: that would be his mutant name. I have looked up information on logan, he's a part of a team of people with special mutant abilities known as the X-Men, lead by the founder of the organization, one of my personal genius heroes, Professor Charles Xavier.

Lincoln, lynn and luna couldn't believe it.

Lisa: logan was also known as weapon X, his bone claws as well as his entire skeleton was encased with adamantium, the most unbreakable and durable metal alloy on this earth. Man I've been wanting to study that. But enough about that, though you three don't possess the adamantium, you have logan's mutant abilities, resulting in the bone claws, his healing ability and the animal-keen senses.

Luna: this is a lot to take in lisa.

Lynn: okay. Where did he live?

Lisa: at the X-institute for the gifted, where people go to train and control their mutant abilities. The estate is located in the salem center in New York.

Lincoln: well my mind is undeniably, officially blown right now.

Lynn: what for we waiting for then? Let's head to new york and find our dad.

Lisa: I'm afraid we can't do that. So far, lincoln has exposed his mutant abilities and injured the eldest siblings of the loud family, they probably call the authorities. Besides myself, luan has cameras everywhere in the house for her daily pranks, has probably gave the authorities the tape of lincoln's mutant powers to them, resulting in a high alert investigation. Involving the military in this, they'll be looking for lincoln and you two to do terrible experiments on you.