Still pretty??? Mileven ??

Mikes POV
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said, purposely trying to sound suspicious. Dustin narrowed his eyes with a grin still plastered on his face. El came back, looking as adorable as ever. She is so fuck damn gorgeous!
"Thanks," she whispered with a smile. I had a moment of confusion before remembering the whole mind reading thing. I shot a grin at her before returning my gaze to a now silently squealing Dustin.
"What?"
"Mileven is sooooooo cute dude!!!" He said, sounding like a little girl who just got the biggest ice cream ever.
"The fuck is milev- do I even wanna know?"
"It's your and Els couple name," Dustin said.
"What? Why?" I asked, el looking as confused as I.
"Just because. I already explained this when we went camping guys, come on. Everyone thinks that mileven is better than lumax and maybe even reddie."
"And I'm assuming that's Lucas and max, and Richie and Eddie." El said. Dustin nodded enthusiastically.
"Now you're getting it!"
"'Mileven' isnt better than 'reddie'" Els said blatantly. Both Dustin and I looked taken aback and I was immensely triggered.
"Ummmmm.... WHAT?!" I asked. This was just...
"Ok, I am deeply offended!" I said and Dustin nodded in agreement. "We are a WAYYYYYYY better couple than Eds and rich!" I said.
"Ha! Yeah, no. we aren't." She said.
"Yes you are!" Dustin argued. I nodded.
"We really aren't." Els said with a shrug.
"And why's that, little miss second best?" I asked. She shot me a glare.
"First of all, I'm the best girl in all of these relationships, obviously, there's Eddie Richie that are better than us, making you the third best, get your facts right, and also, they are, like, super intimate and just soooo cute!" She said.
"Um, helllooooooo?! Enter mileven!" I said, completely unbelieving that I adopted that hideoderous name. She scoffed.
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh alright then." She said, dragging it out sarcastically. I was completely... flabbergasted!
"Saying that we aren't as good as Reddie is like saying the stars aren't as good as a snail: Completely ridiculous!" I argued.
"You are comparing Richie and Eddie as a couple as a snail?" El asked, giggling.
"Yes! Yes I am and I'm describing us as the stars. Now what you gonna do?" I asked, trying and failing to keep myself from laughing.
"Kill you." She said, her smile dropping and her eyes hardening like ice, adopting a defensive and dangerous position and looking terrifying. My heart literally stopped.
"W-what?" Dustin asked shakily. The corner of Els mouth shot up slightly in an evil and menacing grin. Both myself and Dustin were scared shitless. Then without me knowing what was even going on, she lunged forward, jumping on me and making a petrifying screech.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" I yelled as Dustin screamed like a little girl. El pulled back, absolutely laughing her head of, her arms around my neck and legs around my waist. I gave her the major death stare.
"Sorry mike, but I really don't care! The look on your faces!! Oh my godddd! Rar, I'm evil!" She said in a weird voice. "I'm going to gobble you up! Nom nom nom!" She said, biting into my neck. It actually felt really good. I laughed with her and put her down.
"Hey, so we were planning to have a picnic in the woods later, and everyone's in the kitchen cooking stuff if yous wanna come down," Dustin said.
"Absolutely not," I said.
"Oh yeah!" El said at the same time. We looked at eachother. I sighed.
"Fine. But don't expect me to be baking any fairy cakes or anything." I said.
*a few moments later,*
I was baking fucking fairy cakes.

A\N I KNOW I KNOW, ITS SHORT BUT ITS HERE! KK ILY ALL BYEEEEEE XXX