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Pick-up Lines They Use On You

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Sherlock-
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 😘😘

Mycroft-
I would take you to the bakery, but there's nothing sweeter than you. ☺

Moriarty-
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I would be coming too.😏

John-
My name is John, but you can call me Tonight. 😉

Greg-
Did you sit in a pile of sugar, 'cause you have a pretty sweet arse. 😝

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