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- The Terrible Parent

There are certain points where main characters have children and they never act their age. Listen sweetie, it's not cute when a four year old is still struggling to form an entire sentence, eating gerber baby food and wearing diapers. Your four year old has the mind of a someone half their age. Now I understand that not every kid in the world will be bright, but I've met several children who can take care of themselves.

It's just not very realistic and it's fucking hilarious that y'all really have to audacity to defend these things. Before people hop on my case, I will support these things by saying that my aunt works in the government and works with children very often. She's explained to me that toddlers (4 and older) should not have these behaviors.

Also the main character does not focus on her child. Why. The. Absolute. Fuck. Are you at the club partying till five AM then having a one night stand and coming home at two PM the next day when you have an entire two-year old at home with a nannie that isn't even getting paid for this bull shit?

- Thoughts?

- Vulgar