Interactive Introverts song

My names Phil Lester thankfully not Mo It's finally time to make my diss track Yo! You thought I was too innocent to roast myself? Well watch out bitch this might be bad for you health A YouTube dinosaur his channel's older than your mum He's so insanely clumsy always falling on his bum Some people think he's weird cause he doesn't like cheeses He's so frickin pale you'd think the sun gave his diseases He's called AmazingPhil Why's he so great? For 10 years he's had hair from 2008 All that time hiding behind a fringe And on top of all that he's secretly a ginge You quiffed it up What is this a rebrand? If you didn't dye it black you'd be totally bland And innocent? Whatever Wait till your in private Your mouths so dirty you sound like a pirate They call you an angel? You know that's a lie You just don't wanna get demonetised Your vids are so sweet you can't even say crap I'd bet you'd even censor a swear in this rap

You look like a badly photoshopped Benedict Cumberbatch And now I realise that nothing rhymes with Cumberbatch So I guess this verse doesn't rhyme I'd better get going and end the bants I murder this beat like I murder house plants You can't keep a cactus why'd you want a dog? I'd give it three weeks until the funeral vlog Don't get me started on that guy called Dan The only reason I'm here is people ship Phan More followers than me I'm living in his shadow Next thing you'll know he'll be playing the piano ----

Once upon a time there was a boy called Dan With brown emo hair and a weird brown tan He spends a lot of time on the internet alone But on YouTube he found a place to call home A magical world of skateboarding cats Of vloggers, filmmakers and some big headed twats But Dan enjoyed this world all alone until He met a black haired emo called AmazingPhil This Phil guy he was weird But also pretty rad He talked about his life and he wore a lot of plaid Dan wanted to join in but he couldn't make clips So he asked 'hey buddy can I have some editing tips?' ----

Shut up Dan this piano is whack People like the rap so Philly is back And you better hurry up with the story of this track (maybe) We've been friends for 10 years they all know the tale If you didn't know me you'd be sat in jail Oh no You're looking at me like this is a betrayal I guess it's time to bail ----

The futures unclear and I know this is true You are as important to us as we are to you We didn't know we'd make it this far But now we're on a stage and here we are ----

Cause we're Interactive Introverts Interactive Introverts We don't care if it hurts or not We just want to give the people what they want Because we're Interactive Introverts You know it's funny we've been friends for so long and we've never fallen out? Oh there's plenty of material Your houseplants have died You don't go outside Your vision is blurry You are a furry

Ok we're starting to fight which means this is too long

I guess we might not make it to the end of this song

Cause we're Interactive Introverts Interactive Introverts Thanks for watching and for all of the memes It's been terrible for out self-esteem Because we're Interactive Introverts Interactive Introverts We don't care if it hurts or not We just want to give the people what they want