Wrong Number / Calum Hood

Ash: els

Me: ash

Ash: you're not coming now?

Me: nope sorry

Ash: aw 😢 I was looking forward to meeting you
Ash: although that seems to be half the issue

Me: ?

Ash: Calum's mad at me cos I'm always talking to you I think

Me: oh right yeah
Me: I told him that you knew the whole story and he got mad
Me: he's not talking to me
Me: so I said I'd work instead, then I couldn't upset him anymore

Ash: that's the polar opposite of what you do to him
Ash: he's so happy when he's speaking to you
Ash: I think he's just scared, after his last girlfriend he doesn't want to make that mistake again
Ash: look, I'll talk to him but we're off to bed soon for the flight.

Me: this really hasn't worked out well at all.

Ash: is there no way you could come tomorrow?

Me: I'm about to start work and that'll finish at 8am
Me: unless I make my way straight from work?

Ash: don't tell Calum, make it a surprise.

Me: what?

Ash: surprise him 🤩

Me: so he can refuse me and ignore me to my face?

Ash: trust me he won't

Me: alright
Me: I trust you I'll go
Me: but keep Katie away from me

Ash: I've got a plan
Ash: we're landing at 9am London time I'll persuade everyone to sightsee straight away before we get to the hotel and you can surprise Calum somehow
Ash: I'll leave that to you

Me: this is why I love you ash thank you
Me: see you all soon