(DISCONTINUED) It Started with A Blind-Date {*~James Mad. x Reader~*} Modern

"Why am I quoting vines?" DerpyPepsi sighed, face palming. "Don't look at us..." the rest of the peeps said in unison.

DerpyPepsi rolled her eyes and yanks everyone up form the comments, "Have at it!" She exclaimed with a slight clap.

Jordii139584 walks over to Jemmy first. "Were you born as a cat? If so, who are your parents?" Jordii asked, James tilts his head in confusion but answers.

"No. I wasn't born as a cat..." he mumbled, Jordii shrugs and approached Jefferfuck. "Let's go to the hairdresser!!" Jordii bounced, smiling broadly.

"As long as my floof gets bigger, then we can." Jefferbitch muttered. DerpyPepsi rolled her eyes and lets out a small groan.

Jordii turns to A-A-Ron Burr and skips over, "Can I buy you a drink?" She asked. "No... drinking is bad for the baby." Aaron grumbled.

"What baby?" DerpyPepsi arched a brow, "Mee...." he whined, DerpyPepsi chuckled and lets the peoples continue.

"Um what kind of animal are you, a cat or something else?" TaeTae2332 asked Jemmy. "I'm a cat!" He grins broadly.

"George Eacker! How high can you count?" Jordii shouted at the man, he covers his ears at the sound. His face went bright red at the question.

"C'mon... answer truthfully." DerpyPepsi hissed at the man, he looked at his hands in embarrassment. "7..." he muttered under his breath. "Sorry, we cant hear you." DerpyPepsi taunted.

"7!" Eacker screeched, DerpyPepsi giggled and tried to avoid George's glare; each time, she failed.

"Alexander Hamilton, who's your favorite child?" Jordii asked, curiosity and seriousness lacing her tone. "....I love them all equally." Hamilwhore hesitated.

"FALSEHOOD!" DerpyPepsi snarled, she grips his shoulders and shook him. "TELL THE FUCKIN' TRUTH!" DerpyPepsi demanded.

"O-Okay..." Alex looked mortified, "Philip.." he murmurs, DerpyPepsi nodded and let got of the small gremlin.

Alexander ran and hid behind George Washingdad. DerpyPepsi rolled her eyes and allowed the plums to continue. (Yes I meant or say plums.)

"Thomas! How could you say such thing to Alexander, you don't even know anything about his backstory!" Cbayyy growler and gripped Thomas by his collar.

"It's not my fault Hamilwhore's mother died." Thomas grinned smugly. "SOMEONE GET JEFFERSHIT OUTTA HERE, HE'S 'BOUT TO GET KILLED!" DerpyPepsi screeched, attempting to pull an enraged Cbayyy off Thomas.

Jemmy and about everyone else, besides Hamilton, yanked Thomas away and put him somewhere.

Meanwhile DerpyPepsi pushes everyone back into the comment section, wiping down sweat away.

"You guys need a name. What should I call you? Lemme know what y'all wanna be called in the comments. Because I can't just keep calling you random things." DerpyPepsi explains and waved. "Okay. Let me know if you want another interrogation of them." DerpyPepsi smiled. "Ok, now I'm done. Bye!" DerpyPepsi ran off to find where they put Jefferbitch.