Once Upon A Time texts

Snow: so a big wedding or a small wedding?

Snow: please be big

Emma: big

Snow: yus

Regina: oh god

CoraTheMother: so who's going down on the isle

Emma: Regina

Regina: no

Emma: yes

Regina: no

Emma: yes

Regina: ugh, fine

Henry: finally

Charming: you're super hiper about it, aren't ya?

Henry: that was one of the reasons why a brought Emma here

Zelena: omg dis child

Belle: the Capitan

Snow: so what ere you gonna wear on the weeding

Snow: oops I meant wedding

Emma: whatever people wear during weddings? Or does that not apply to us?

Snow: understandable

Zelena: understandable is a long ass word

Regina: interesting thought

Zelena: I know

Snow: oh there's soooo much work to do

Snow: the decorations

Snow: and clothes

Snow: Jesus take the wheel

Jesus: no

Snow: fuck

Regina: no swearing

Snow: heck

Henry: peck

Emma: deck

Zelena: queck

Regina: that's not a word

Zelena: well fuck you, at least it rhymes

Regina: sigh

Duck: quack

Emma: the fuck

Regina: STRIP SWEARING

Regina: I meant stop

Emma: its bad to strip swearing without her permission

Zelena: did you just assume their gender?

Lauren: STOP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS

Zelena: dear diary, why are random people popping up in our gc?
Love, Zelena

Snow: Mahahaha