~Johnlock Oneshots~

"Is your nickname snow?" Sherlock asked.

"No? Sher-"

"Cus I'm expecting 6 inches tonight."

"Oh my god.."

*on a case*

Sherlock looked up from his microscope.

"John?"

"Yeah"

"Wanna flip this coin?" Sherlock said, holding up a coin.

"Why?" John said.

"Cus you'll have a pretty good chance of getting head."

"Jesus.."

*During dinner*

"Are you a mary-go-around?" Sherlock asked.

"Don't say you're gon-"

"Cus I'm gonna ride you."

"Christ, why?"

*time skip*

"John did you know I'm casting a role in a new movie?"

"Really?"

"Yeah I'd love to get your legs a part."

"Oh my GOD"

"John."

"Don't."

"But John-"

"NO"

"You're like my little toe, cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture"

John sighed heavily.

"Sherlock, will you stop?"

"Why? What is it?"

"You're being annoying. Why are you doing this? " John asked.

"Doing what?"

"Don't pretend you don't know."

"I'm relieving boredom, problem?"

"Yes. I would appreciate it if you'd not hit on me"

Sherlock was silent for a long time.

"Did you know beautiful has U in it but quickie has U and I together?" Sherlock eventually said.

"Oh. My. God. SHERLOCK!"

Sherlock ran into his room while laughing. He slammed the door behind him but didn't lock it.

John was close behind him and stormed into Sherlock's room after him. Sherlock giggled as he ran to the other side of the bed.

"Catch me if you can!" He squealed.

"Sherlock stop acting like a child and come here!"

"Why?"

John walked around the bed towards Sherlock but he jumped over the bed and continued out of the room, John running after him.

Sherlock jumped onto the couch, keeping an eye on John. He was just about to run off when John tackled him on the couch. Sherlock squealed as John straddled him with his knees, sitting on his thighs.

"Now Sherlock..."

Sherlock looked up at him with a blank stare.

"Is your name homework?"

Sherlock looked confused and said "No."

"Cus I'm not doing you and I should be." John said with a smirk.

Sherlock smiled up at him. "Why wont you?" He asked. John blushed.

He ran his finger tips along Sherlock's sides, and under his grey t-shirt. He was leaning down to kiss him when Mrs. Hudson entered the flat.

"Oh dear, I'm sorry boys." She said. John was hurrying to scramble off Sherlock and he fell on the floor. Sherlock giggled as he sat up.

"You ok John?" He asked.

"Fine."

John was about to ask Mrs. Hudson what she wanted but she was already gone. "I think we scared her off." Sherlock stated.

John took Sherlock's hand and pulled him up for a kiss. "Least we can continue where we left off." They giggled.

[A/N: pls people, if you have any suggestions pls pls pls tell me cuz I don't have any ideas, La'ers!]