The story of breadstick Joe

   Hey for your information this book is about breadsticks only and is one of weirdest books you will ever read. I will also be talking in breadstick language sometimes. With that being said let's go.

   Breadstick Joe was a very lonely breadstick who lived in a town  full of other lonely breadsticks, or as Joe liked to call them, rejects. Mainly because he was the reject and wanted to feel better about it.
   Everyday the Breadsticks would go and eat leftover bits from the trash. But enough of that. Even though Breadstick Joe was alone, that didn't mean he didn't like anyone. You see, there was one special girl that breadstick Joe liked and that was Kiki Breadstickarina. Kiki Breadstickarina was one of the cutest girls in all of Breadstick town. She loved to dance and shake her sticky butt. He loved when the Parmesan cheese would flow all around her when she danced, and the fresh garlicky scent that would elude from her doughy springy crust. He also loved when she would stalk him while thinking that he knew saw her at all. He always did. But the best thing of all was when she would leave secret admirer notes and since he looks out of the window frequently he knew it was her. Even though these two wonderful breadsticks were enjoying their loving from afar, the other breadsticks started to notice. So when lonely Breadstick Joe would go out of his house, he would get death stares from almost half of the town. However, he was always confused of why he received the stares. Unlike Breadstickarina who left secret notes because she knew that he'll get jumped if she and Joe spoke face to face ,Breadstick Joe had no idea and was often sad and intimidated because of the stares. But enough about why they can't see each other! Let's continue on and see if and how they get together in the end!