Danny Phantom -ONE SHOTS-

"I hate people" Danny grumbled as he sat down at his lunch table.

"So you hate half of you?" Dash asked.

"I hate all of me"

Everyone gasped.
"Hey! That's my best friend you're talking about! How dare you hate yourself!" Tucker stated dramatically.

"I'm annoyed! Why does everyone hate Imagine Dragons new album?? I listened to every song and I love it!" Danny exclaimed.

"So thats why you're all moody. I don't know either in all honesty. They say that they're making generic songs now and aren't being a rock band" Star explained.

"But they're a non-genre band! They don't just make one genre of music! And the songs are pretty good! Especially Birds!" Danny threw his hands up in frustration.

"Not much of a fan of Digital though" Elizabeth shrugged.

"I love Digital, actually" Sam said. Danny nodded in agreement.

"...people are also getting offended over Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Everyone looked at Danny.
"...what"

He nodded.
"Yea. Because his dad was ashamed of him and made him cover his nose up"

Tucker slammed his face against the lunch table.
"BuT tHaTs hOw ThE sToRY fRiKkIn GoEs!"

"Are they gonna change it?" Mikey asked.

Danny shrugged.
"I dunno what they're going to do. They better not! Rudolph has been around since the 40's, right?"

"His first appearance was in a booklet published in 1939" Sam said, looking at her phone.

"If they end up changing the story or getting rid of it all together, I'm gonna get clockwork to throw me into an alternate universe where he's real and bring him back to this world" Danny grumbled.

"...can you still do that even if they dont, though... I wanna meet Rudolph" Kwan pleaded.

"Maybe. Clockwork is kinda upset with me right now though"

"Why?" Elizabeth asked.

"Because I found out that the reason why Deja vu happens is because clockwork always rewinds time when a funny thing happens"

"Can he send me to a universe where Swagger Bishie is cannon?" Paulina asked.

"Aren't you and Dash dating..." Ned asked.

"Yes. If you're going to judge, get the fuck out" Paulina said, placing her hands on her hips.

"I'm uncomfortable" Dash mumbled.

"I'm used to it" Everyone said in sync.

"We need a new conversation starter. I'm bored now" Danny sighed.

"I wonder if people actually look up conversation starters" Nathan asked.

"...im gonna look some up" Mikey got on his phone. Elizabeth looked over his shoulder.

"Oh this one is perfect. If you did a crime, where would you run to?" She asked.

Tucker thought for a moment.
"Well first we gotta say what our crime would be and if it would be bad enough that we'd have to run... I'd probably hack into the government and uncover all of their secrets about conspiracies like aliens and cloning"

"I'd probably steal all the animals away from farms that are just being used for food. And for hurting (killing) the people who mistreat their animals" Sam said.