*JOSH DUN VERSION*
You seemingly manage to hit it off with an online gaming friend under the username SentimentalRental, and as it turns out it's Joshua Dun - the drummer in your die hard favorite band, Twenty ?ne Pil?ts.
"I'm not sentimental. This...
"Good morning beautiful," you heard as you made your way in to the kitchen, catching sight of Josh making breakfast. It wasn't technically morning, being as it was around 12 p.m., but it was sort of morning for him so you went with it.
"Hi handsome," you said, getting on your tip toes to place a kiss on his lips. Your body ached from last night, luckily Josh was prepared with having Tylenol for you on the counter top with a glass of water next to it.
"I figured you may be a little sore from everything last night," he chuckled while scrambling eggs in a pan.
"Right you are!" you said, doing finger guns at him which you realized was beyond cringey only after doing so.
Josh giggled, reaching into one of the cabinets to grab plates for you both. He really went all out for you two, making everything from bacon to eggs to pancakes.
"All of this for us?" you asked with a smile as you started to make yourself a plate.
"All for us," he said, giving you a hug from behind.
"Are you doing alright from last night?" he asked, placing a kiss on the top of your head.
"Yeah...just...a little tender is all," you said, pouring syrup onto your pancakes.
"I'm sorry baby girl," he said, sitting down on a bar stool.
"It's okay," you said, taking a seat right next to him.
"So...how many people have you been with?" he asked, making you choke on a piece of bacon.
"Sorry," you coughed out, "uh...I mean like...what do you mean?" you asked cautiously.
"Like...how many people have you had sex with?" he said, sipping on his coffee.
"I..um...the number after zero but the number before two," you muttered, shoving food into your face.
"What?" Josh asked, stopping what he was doing to stare at you.
"The number after zero but the nu-," you tried repeating, with biscuits and gravy causing it difficult to say again.
"No, I heard you. You've only been with one person?" he said, completely in shock.
"y-yes?" you stuttered out nervously.
"Me?" he asked, a smile forming on his face.
"You," you replied.
"I had no idea," Josh said, running his fingers through his hair.
"Is that not okay?" you asked hesitantly.
"I just...would've done things a lot different," he admitted.
"Well I mean like I've been with people but I've never been penetrated or anything like that..." you went on.
"I would've never been so rough as I was last night... I'm sorry babe," he said, hanging his head low.
"Issokay," you said, smiling and rubbing your hand on his tattooed arm.
"Are you sure?" he asked, looking up at you with heavy eyes.
"I love you, and I thought about who I wanted to be my first for quite sometime. When it came time for you, there wasn't anything stopping me from saying yes. So therefore, I'm pretty sure it's okay," you smiled.
Josh scooped up some eggs before starting to chow down on them, a small smile coming from him.
"Oh, but one thing..." you said, sipping on your water.
"Yeah, baby girl?" Josh asked, looking at you with concern.
"It didn't help that you're cock is the biggest fucking thing to roam this planet," you teased, lightly nudging him. He laughed pretty hard with you, only stopping once you heard a knock on the hotel door.
Josh stood up, making his way over to see who it was. Seeing through the peep hole on the door, it was Tyler. Opening up the door, Tyler smirked at Josh.
"What?" Josh asked, looking at his best friend with a furrowed brow.
Jenna came running around the corner, barging her way in to the room and making her way over to you.
"Well hello to you, too," Josh said, staring at her as she ran by. Tyler followed in behind her.
"Sooooo..." Jenna whispered, taking a seat in Josh's spot.
"Yes?" you said, looking over at her and wiping crumbs off your cheeks.
"How big is he?" she giggled, still whispering so as to not have Tyler and Josh over hear.
Your jaw dropped to the floor. What the hell? How did Jenna know you and Josh had sex?
"We could hear you guys," she said while winking and stealing a piece of Josh's bacon.
"Hey! That's mine!" Josh said running over and grabbing his plate.
You laughed at his innocence and took a piece of your food, placing a strip of bacon on his plate to replace what he'd lost. He smiled at you before rolling his eyes.
"What are you guys doing here?" he asked, looking at both Tyler and Jenna.
"Well, I figured we could all go out and do something again, 'cause you know I appreciate your presence sometimes," Tyler jabbed.
"Ditto," you said, smiling at Josh.
"Shut up." Josh said to Tyler, walking to the other side of the counter top to eat his breakfast.
"We should watch a movie!" you suggested.
"That'd be fun," Jenna responded.
"I mean I'm down," Tyler said, leaning his arm down on Jenna's shoulder.
"Alright, movies it is." Josh said.
"We should do it here," you said smiling.
"What do you mean?" Josh asked.
"We should! Grab pillows and blankets and huddle up around the T.V. with snacks and popcorn. It'd be so much fun!" Jenna cheered, excitedly clapping her hands.
Tyler and Josh stared at one another with a small eye roll matching the others.
"Oh come on it'll be fun," you said to Josh and Tyler.
"Four dudes in a pillow fort? I'm not so sure about that," Tyler said laughing.
"Fine then it'll be just Y/N and I." Jenna teased.
Ahhh Jenna Joseph is my best friend okay let's do this
"Heck yeah!" you said, both high fiving one another.
"And what does that leave us guys to do?" Josh asked.
"I dunno, that's on you guys," Jenna teased.
"Let me go get changed and we'll go grab some snacks," you said, hopping off the bar stool and grabbing your keys.
"Can Josh and I come with?" Tyler said.
"I mean I suppose," you teased.
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