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Warning this is extremely weird

BP: NEVER!!!Judge Angels: ??? What??? Me: YOU GUYS ARE SHIPPED OLOLLOLLOLLO ( I do not ship it)Bp: I'll burn your printed out lemons

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BP: NEVER!!!
Judge Angels: ??? What???
Me: YOU GUYS ARE SHIPPED OLOLLOLLOLLO ( I do not ship it)
Bp: I'll burn your printed out lemons..
Me: 0-0 anything but those...
Meanwhile

Toby: I'm cute! ^w^ but dirty 😏😏😏😏
Sally: I will always appreciate people calling me cute and stuff because I makes me happy! * giggles*
Toby in the background
Toby: 69 69 69 69...69!!!
Slender: CHILD!!!
Offender: umm are you sure this kid is your proxy because he seems like one of mine if I had any!


Slender: tbh I think he is
Toby: ????what????
Slender: nothing child
Toby: oki
Meanwhile after some dirty words ( not gonna let you guys hear them tho)

Ben: me!!!! OwO
Me: sure!
Jeff: ummmm..guys...
Ben and me: Ye?
Jeff: can men have babies *** ****???
Ben: WHY JEFF!!!?!
Zera.exe has stopped working
Me: if you believe in m preg..
Jeff and Ben: Q^Q IT WOULD KILL A MAN!!!
Me: would it?....would it??
Ben and Jeff: yes.....
Me: yeah maybe it would...unless....ONE MAGICALLY TURNS INTO A GIRL!!!
Jeff and Ben:

Me: Q^Q you no believe!...* ugly cries*
Ben cringing
Jeff: wt hell did I bring this up
Me and Ben: IDK!!
Meanwhile after crying and talking about m preg
Me: I've got great names >:3
Liu: don't name my children stupid names or something bad will happen...
Me:

Me: how about Allen for the forth child
Me: Sky as the fifth child
Me: and Luca for the sixth child!:D

Meanwhile

Dark link passed out Me: oh my god it's so cuteDark link: do t call me cute

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Dark link passed out
Me: oh my god it's so cute
Dark link: do t call me cute...
Me: OK sassy!!
Dark link: call me that one more time I shove a sandal so deep down your throat that you will die from suffocation...
Me: .....
Ben: that's dark bro...
Dark link: I.Don't.give.a.flying.fuck
I walk away
Ben: Jesus.....Christ bless this beans soul...
Dark link hisses
Ben: umm...

( dark link is in a bad mood right now... I will make write the rest tomorrow! Sorry guys! Also have a great day!

( if men had periods dark link would definitely be having one XD  

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