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Lust: *Smacks dat booty*
Reader: Ah! ~ Lust?... Why you do that? ~....
Lust: Let's Smash~
Reader: But-but what about BlackBerry?
Lust: His a piece of crap that needs a sex break
Reader: b-but I thought YOU were the one who needed that...
Lust: *Smacks dat booty again* LiEs
Reader: Ah! ~... BlackBerry! Help!
BlackBerry: HUH?!?! WHA??!! WHO?!?!
Lust: Shat ap, he hasn't payed his taxes yet...
Reader: >:O What about you??
Lust: I do, I'm rich *He winks at you*
Reader: :D Oh yes! ~
Author: Oh no, Lust go fuck Becky
Lust: Fine.... BECKY LEMMe SmAshhhh
Reader: *Glares at Author* Why you do that?!
Author: His a slut... Are you?
Reader: No!
Author: Then don't make him make you one *Leaves*
Reader: ._. *Looks for more lemons*
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AU sans X Reader Lemon (Requests Closed)
RandomWARNING: IT CONTAINS A LOT OF JUICY LEMONS!!! AND A LOT OF UNDERTALE SIN!! I MEAN SAN S YEAH. WELP, STAY AWAY INNOCENT CHILDREN, CAUSE YOU MIGHT HURT UR EYES WITH THE STRING JUICES!!
