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Made another one for my friend - all oneshots of Swagger are mostly for her, she helps me out a lot with choosing prompts so thanks baby😩🙏🏼 I owe you my life
I also kinda fucked with the prompt so it goes way off track so I'm sorry :( I just crave something sweet n fluffy
Anyways it's Monday so I may not upload as many oneshots as the i did during the weekend & I'm kinda experiencing writers block (my fucking nightmare) sorry in advance ❤️

Word count: 2151 words
Published: Monday, Feb 4th 2019
Requested by: N/A

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It had been a normal day for you - getting up, taking a short shower, getting dressed, etc, and nothing was out of the ordinary - until you saw your friend, F/N, getting off the bus and walking on the opposite side of the street. You waved over to them, and they crossed the street quickly to meet you.
"Hi N/N!" They greeted, smiling widely.
"Hey man, how's it going?"
"It's going. Wanna come to Sobeys with me? It's nearby."
"Sure." You walked next to them, talking about whatever was going on in your lives. "Why're we going to Sobeys anyways? There are plenty of better places with even cheaper prices."
F/N stuck their tongue out at you, grimacing.
"How dare you say that! Sobeys is fucking perfect."
"Sobeys is okay."
"N/N..."
"Sobeys sucks!" You exclaimed, trying to peeve your friend more. As you raised your voice, you gained the attention of a few people passing by, their heads turning to you.
"Actually, ma'am, I'd have to disagree." A man with a radio announcer-like voice came up to you and your friend.
"See! Someone agrees with me. Thank you." F/N turned to the man at the last part of their sentence.
"Agree to disagree. Nofrills is where it's at."
"Yeah... no." Your friend and the man said simultaneously.
"You guys are crazy then." You had just met this guy, but you felt comfortable enough to fuck around.
"Okay, okay, no." The man said. "I'd love to stay and debate about this, but I gotta get going. Until next time."
"Until next time, man." You waved.
"That was something, huh?" F/N asked you.
"Definitely..." You answered, trailing off. "He's cute."
"You got a crush on a stranger, huhhhh?" Your friend smirked at you.
"Shut the fuck up!" You hissed at them, motioning to lower their voice. "Go get your damn Sobeys, dumbass."

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A good two weeks after that, you met up with your friend again to walk around the neighbourhood.
"Think we'll see mystery crush again?" F/N inquired.
"Nah, I highly doubt it." You were kind of saddened at the thought, it was a funny first encounter and you were hoping that you would see the man again.
"Hey, is that Mrs. Anti-Sobeys?" You heard a familiar voice from behind you. Your friend and you quickly both turned around to be met with no other than the same guy from last week.
"Speak of the devil." You muttered.
"So have you settled the debate?" He asked.
"Nope, the real OG will forever be Nofrills." The man chuckled as you said that.
"I apologize on behalf of my friend, Y/N has no good taste in anything." F/N butted in.
"Y/N, huh? Nice name. I'm Eric."
"Nice to meet you, used-to-be-mystery-man." You smiled at him, and he returned it. You soon found yourself lost in his eyes, but quickly shook the warm feeling you felt in your stomach as embarrassment.
"In case anybody really cared, I'm F/N."
"Nice to meet you, ally." Eric shook your friends hand. "So what shall we debate about this week?"
"..." Your friend quickly glared at you to shut your mouth.
"You just cursed yourself." They said before you started.
"This weeks debate: is it peanut butter or nut sauce?"
"Oh my god what the fuck," Eric laughed loudly. "How did you come to that? How do you even- how do you even get nut sauce?"
"Because it's blended peanuts! And peanuts are nuts! It's simple, do the math."
"You're insane. It's peanut butter, plain and simple."
"Next question: Is Israel a legitimate state?"
"OKAYYY..." F/N exclaimed, clamping a hand over your mouth. "That's your cue to shut the fuck up, N/N." You all laughed at your antics, before moving on.
"So. Wanna get some Sobeys?" You groaned as Eric asked that, making your new friend laugh loudly.