SCP-10879: I went to a lightbulb party and it was lit.
SCP-682: Grrrrr.
SCP-10879: Remember that one time the cat was not having a purrfect day?
SCP-607: -_-
SCP-10879: The tomato said to his son that was being slow to ketchup.
SCP-504: *launches itself at SCP-10879 before hitting her in the face*
SCP-10879: *passes out*
