How The Mistake Started...

-Chapter One-
Tamama and Arilala are having sooo much fun getting Keroro out of trouble. Fines after fines after FINES! Keroro broke NEARLY EVERYTHING in his path!
After a painful total of two hours, he FINALLY got into the city. Tamama came out of hiding, trying to act all casual as possible. "H-Hello Keroro."
"Tamama! Finally! Dude, I went EVERYWHERE looking for you! I need your advice.."
Tamama's cheeks felt hotter than it should. "Th-Then go ahead."
Keroro blushes and looks away, all bashful and such. His eyes half lidded and eyes on Tamama. "Well.. Theres this person I really like.. But i'm afraid to ask them out.. What shall I do?.."
Tamama couldn't believe this is happening! He's OBVIOUSLY talking about HIM! "Weelll... Bury the person in sweets and yummy snacks! Maybe flowers will be nice too with a ring that says 'I Love You, Tamama'!~"
Keroro didn't hear that last part. "What?"
"Nothing! Anyways who's the special person?~" he starts getting close to Keroro, feeling confident.
"It's a secret~.." he whispered to him. "Awww who am I kidding? We're buds!"
Tamama had a really bad feeling that he's just embarrassing himself.. No, it can't be! He's obviously talking about him-
"It's Kululu's niece, Heranini.." he held his cheeks and his blush deepens. "I want her to be mine!~"
Arilala, whom was hiding still, got out of her hiding place and stared all wide eyed.
Tamama stopped and backs away.
"Oh wait.. You thought I was talking abou you? How can I do it with a Keronian with a mermaid tail anyways?" Keroro was just not saying anything right..
Tears welled up in Tamama's eyes and he swam off as fast as he can.
Keroro realized his mistake. "T-Tamama wait..!"
Too late. He's gone. Arilala pushes Keroro in anger.
"Why? Why did you have to say that?! You know what, forget it. Get out if my kingdom or else I shall have you executed!" she hissed at him.
After leaving the sea, Keroro starts to think about what to do instead of how to fix Tamama's feelings. He looks up and sees Heranini sitting on a rock. staring at the sky. Her dress fluttered in the wind as her curly pink hair flow with it.
He decided this was his chance. He walks up to her all confident and such then leans back on a palm tree. "Sup Heranini. I've been wonderin'.. how about we diddle- crap.."
Heranini stared at him. "Excuse me..?"
"I-I mean I wanna haukuna your tatas- FRICK!!" He yelled at himself.
She stared at him still.
Keroro takes a deep breath and lets it all out. "I WANNA DATE YOU."
Heranini gets up and walks away. Keroro grabs her arm. "Will you go out with me..?"
Heranini yanked her arm back. "Let me sleep on it.." With that, she walked away successfully.
Keroro hit himself. "THAT ALWAYS MEANT NO!!"
He sighs and resorted to a different plan... He's gonna have to get into Kululu's house..