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Leo: Heads up @Ney Don't say I didn't warn you. I don't want you to be surprised when it happens
Phil: Heads up for what? Are you gonna send him a photo?
Leo: No why would I give him a heads up for a photo?
Phil: You're gonna go visit him in Brazil??
Leo: No Phil! How am I even gonna do that?!
Phil: Are you gonna block him again for excessive Neytexting?!
Luis:[Phil: Are you gonna block him again for excessive Neytexting?!]😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
Phil: You have no idea how close I came to doing that man...
Leo:[Luis:😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂] Gerard did you take Luisito's phone again??
Luis: AGAIN!?!?! WHEN DID HE TAKE MY PHONE THE FIRST TIME?!?!
Leo: Never?
Luis: LIONEL! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
Leo: Okay LUIS ALBERTO Calm down
Luis: I AM CALM. Don't tell me to calm down..
Leo: Okay I'll tell you
Leo is typing...
Phil: You are not though.
Luis: Kid..
Phil: You were all in CAPS
Leo: Remember last year when you found those photos on your phone?
Luis: HE DID THAT?! HE WAS THE REASON I WAS CONFUSED AND SORT OF PISSED OFF FOR 3 WEEKS!? IT WAS HIM?!
Leo: Yeah.. That was him
Phil: What kind of photos? Disgusting photos?
Leo: No
Phil: XXX photos???!
Leo: Nope
Phil: Huh?
Leo: Exactly.. they were photos of nothing and everything.. Geri made them Luisito's home and lockscreen photos
Luis: I.. WHY!!! JUST LIKE THAT?!? For no reason?!?
Phil: wow
Leo: Actually.. no there was a reason. It was the period when you and Ney kept teasing him and pranking him in training and I told you two it will come back to bite you in the ass. But you never listen. Geri's paybacks are cold and calculated. You should know that by now Luis
Phil: I'm scared
Leo: Nah.. there is no need. He is a big teddy bear
Luis:
Leo: You could have just typed that
Luis: Saves time and energry.. plus it's Thor!
Phil: They are just 3 words Luis....
Leo: Anyways..
Leo: yes that was the reason
Phil: So what was the heads up for Ney?
Ney is typing...
Luis: Speak of the devil...
Phil: I swear if he goes on for 10 minutes like this again I am going to SCREAM!!
Luis: Well start screaming then
Ney: WOAH! What happened here?!?
Ney: Wait...let me catch up on current events
Luis: You read the newspaper??
Ney: No? The chat Gordo... who even reads newspapers??
Luis: Human beings Neymar
Ney: What did you want @Leo?
Leo is typing..
Ney: OMG THAT WAS GERI?! HE DID THAT?!?😂😂😂😂 legend
Ney: Wait.. Luis and I.. Luis got his.. what was mine?!?
Luis: I have no idea
Ney: Oh my.. I'm dead
Leo: So I wanted to let you know Ous might be joining us here
Ney: Ousmane?? Here? What why!?
Leo: and I just didn't want you to freak out and panic like last time
Ney: I did not panic!!!
Luis: Sure
Phil: Of course
Ney: Why though.. like what is the point? The reason? Talk to me here Leo
Leo: I just thought that it could help Ous fit in better, we will become closer and it will eventually help the team, I guess.
Phil: Good idea. I like that
Ney: PHIL! for once just shush!
Ney: Ok no that was mean I'm sorry mano.. Go on Leo
Leo: That was it that was the reason
Luis: you know Leo we can always just create another group with you, Phil Ous and me that would be better I think?
Phil: I don't mind either way
Ney: NO!!
Ney: I mean no, no there's no need having a lot of groups becomes confusing.. Ous can join us here. It is totally fine..
Luis: You know Leo didn't have to ask for your permission to add him right?
Ney: Get off my back Luis I said I was fine with it!
Phil: Right.. Okay then.
Leo: I just told you because I wanted you to be comfortable and at ease and not look like a deer in headlights.
Ney: 😭😭😭😭aawwww🤧❤❤ Thank you Leo
Luis: oh brother
Leo: So it's settled. Ous will join us. I just don't know when.
Ney: Yes.. it will be fine. It will be fine
Phil: It will be fun
Luis: It will be interesting that's what it will be😏😏
Leo: NO LUIS
Ney: What.. what Leo.. what does Luis mean?!?
Phil: What Ney said
Leo: nothing Luis is just messing with Ney. it's nothing
Ney: OF FJSJDH COURSE
Luis: You are so jumpy you make it way too easy man😂
Ney: I am glad you are amused.😒😒
Ney: But for real What was my Payback I'm actually scared I am terrified honestly.
Leo: I have no idea kid
Phil: Leo will that ever happened to me??
Leo: No don't worry about it
Luis: It can happen to anyone
Phil: 😓😓
Leo: Don't scare the kid!! Don't worry about it Phil it's only Neymar and Luis because they keep pushing Geri's buttons. You will be fine don't worry about it.
Phil: Actually I understand now they do do that.
Ney: 😂😂do do
Luis: Real mature Neymar

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MSNC GROUP CHAT
HumorA whatsapp group chat created by Neymar, with Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez and Philippe Coutinho (featuring other FC Barcelona players) A series that strated on tumblr { https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/msnc-group-chat} and of which spun another group c...