Kermit x reader

(A/N wow it's my 30th chapter. Am I proud, no of course not. I've been working on this for a good long time and well, I guess you deserve something decent, without you killing/fucking Kermit. Btw your wearing coralines outfit, however your skin tone, height, and hair style and color are determined by you!)

Oof, waking up is hard as fuck. Like beds are so warm, I could write this to just make a gaint list of how great beds are, but that's now what you're here for are you? No, thought so. Anyways it was your average day, it was sprinkling so you figured you might as well not do anything since it's Saturday. You grabbed your Kermit plushie as you made your way out of your room, of course being a grown adult in collage, and single might I add (hah hah loser.) you basically went to go watch Sesame Street, you know like most grown adult in collage do. Turning on some of the oldest episodes that are probably older than your mother or father if you have those, with the special guest, Kermit the frog. Kermit was your favorite, I mean who wouldn't love him? (If you don't then why are you fucking reading this 👀) anyways, eating lucky charms and watching Sesame Street is something that normal adults do........ I guess. I mean most get wasted and hang out with friends and waste there money on Gucci and other name brands. Oops off track again, anyways, sitting and starring at the tv you think, "Man it would be fucking awesome if Kermit was real, I love that boye." And then by the power of satin or something, you got pulled into your tv. And in front of you was

KERMIT THE FUCKING FROG BRO HOLY SHIT OSOSOSOOSOSOSJDJDJDKDKKDK

So here you were, laying on the ground starring at Kermit the frog.

"H-hi" you said trying to clear the silence
"Well hi there, looks like you had quite the fall there."
"Y-yeah"
"What's your name?"
"Y-Y/N"
"Well that's a pretty name, my names Kermit!" He said with a smile.

(Insert time skip because I'm lazy as fuck and I want to die)
You and Kermit had become great friends, along with everyone else on sesame street. And of course, you gained stronger feelings for Kermit. Now it's kind of weird since he's a frog but shhhhhhhhhhh it doesn't matter rn. Today was the fucking day you were gonna confess your sorry ass to him. Hey even if he doesn't like you, there's always other fish in the sea :), cool we stopped them from jumping off a building. Fun and fresh ig
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Ok so, I really don't feel like writing anymore for this chapter, idk why but I'm getting hella lazy with it, so there's gonna be a part two, if I try to get it out sooner or later lmao. Anyways uh thanks for reading and uh sub to pewds ig
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(Edit 4/17/18) hi so basically, my wattpad is being dumb as fuck and not letting me post another chapter, so until I figure out why the fuck it's doing that (probably because it has 30 chapters lmao) ANyWAyS- so yeah this book is on hold until I can fix that- so yeah don't expect much from me rn ok thanks bye.