Kalyn the Killer (jeff the killer's daughter)

"Are you g-gonna kill me?" she shook her head and sat right next to me. Jane the killer is right next to me. 'Don't trust jane or jeff' I remembered mrs.cothams words in my head. "Why would I kill my own flesh and blood?" she laughed as if I knew the awnser. "Why am I here then....Jane?" I said trying to sound more confident than scared.

"Your dad and I decided to throw you a sweet 16 birthday party because today will be really special for you!" she said putting a dramatic twist on the word 'really'. "I am not going to listen to what you or my...dad...has to say because I don't wanna snap , okay I want to be a normal human being!" I yelled. "Don't you raise your voice at me young lady , I am your mother!" I scoffed and flipped her off before walking outside to who knows where.

I found a nice little abandoned lake a little ways from where ever I was just at , and I sat down and I just cried.

"Why did he k-kill her...why did I-It have to be her...don't worry Zelda I will get my revenge...I will avenge you my dear friend...I will avenge you...this is my vow till the day I die...I promise." I quietly continued to cry into my knees.

"Why the hell are you out here alone at night...don't you know it pretty dangerous?" jeff-er eh I mean my dad's voice loomed from behind me. "Leave me alone you sick bastard!" I yelled as I got up and I started to run.

He was right behind me but that didn't slow me down, what slowed me down was that I looked behind me to check to see where he is but I ran straight into a tree.

"That hurts." I said as i fell to the ground after the impact from hitting the tree.

My dad just stopped and started laughing his ass off. "What's so funny 'father'" I said as I dusted myself off. "Tha-that you ran into a..." I just glared the entire time he laughed at my epic fail , which was kinda of funny.

I couldn't keep the laughter inside of me any more. I started laughing my ass off along with my dad. "Pheeeeew" My dad and I said at the same time and wiped away a fake tear. "So what do you wanna do?" I shrugged and started to climb up a tree.

"How about hide and seek?" I yelled down to my dad. Maybe being a serial killers daughter isn't so bad after all. I mentally slapped myself for thinking such a thing.

"Sure. I will count and you hide!" my dad yelled back up to me.

"1...." Gotta hide. Gotta hide

"2...." still gotta hide.

"3...." Omfg. Why am I still in the same spot?!

"4..." I give up.

"5...." No! Kalyn doesn't GIVE UP!

"6...." But I'm too lazy to go any where.

"7...." Why does everything have to be so faaaaaaarrr!!!!

"8....." I wonder what a rainbow taste like?

"9...." Probably like skittles. EAT TEH RAINBOW TASTE TEH RAINBOW!!!

"9 and a half..." Oh I know where to hide now!!!

"10 ready or not here I come!" hehehe he will never find me here unless he has eyes on the back if his head hehehe.

I quietly snuck behind my dad and walked behind him the whole time he was searching for me. Acouple of times I nearly bumped into him when he stopped but luckily I stopped in time before it happened.

Maybe I can prank him?

I started to breath heavily on the back of his neck but when he turned around I would be on the branch right above his head.

"Hello there want some kool aid?" I said in a deep male voice. "Da fuuuuqq?" my dad said as he looked around for me. "I said....WANT SOME KOOL AID!!!!" I screamed as I tackled him to the ground from the current tree branch I was sitting on.

"Were you up there the whole time?" I shook my head and said "I was stalking you...." he just scoffed and said "from where?....". I laughed and said "I was right behind you the entire hour you spent looking for me."

"Your good at hide and seek but are you good at...hmmm...racing!" I nodded my head quickly and got in a running stance. "Try and keep up old man you might get winded just by looking at me run..." I said as he got in a running stance also. "Where are we running to in the first place?.."

"Back to the house...but if you know your way there that means you can have an automatic win..."

"And if I don't?...."

"I will have to run ahead of you to show you the way which means I will win and not you."

"Oh hell naw gramps I will find my there without your help"

----1 hour later----

Where the hell am I? great juuuuuust great. I'm lost and my dad is gonna win.

"dad I am lost!" I whisper quietly hoping he wouldn't hear me.

"I have been waiting forever for you to admit that!" my dad jumps out right I front of me and scares the living swizzle berries right out of me.

"I WIN!!!WHOOOO!!! ANNNND YOOOOOOUUU LOOOOOOSSE!!! I AM THE CHAMPIOOOOOON AND YOOOUU AAAARRREE THEE LOOOSSERR CAAAUSE I AMM THEEE CHAAAAAMPIOOON OOOF THEEEE WOOOOOOOORRLD!!!!!" my dad sung/screamed pretending to play the guitar with his knife.

"....Loser says what...." I mumble to myself

"What?" my dad asked

"HA!!! I SAID LOSER SAYS WHAT AND YOOOOOU SAID IT LOSER!!!" I danced around like a idiot until I tripped and fell down a little hill that unfortunately had a lake at the bottom.

I hit my back hard on the water which knocked the air right out my lungs and lucky me.... I can't swim.