As KIR and I sat in my voot cruiser, I couldn't help but wonder how this new planet would be like. What would the natives look like? Ugly? Pretty? Boring? Lively? All these questions made me antsy.
KIR and I started flying about 5 months from then. I had packed barely any food; as Irkens can live up to a month without any. I had 5 big packs of liquids, that was just enough.
"Master, how do we know there's a planet up ahead?" KIR asked one night. (or day, you can't tell in space) He cocked his head and gave me giant, adorable eyes.
"I'm not sure if there is one," I replied, "but if there is one, we'll have a vacation! Before ZIM blows it up ya know?"
"Yeah," KIR chuckled, kicking a can sitting on the floor. I leaned back against my chair and watched these planets pass by. Meekrob....Hobo 13.....Blortch.... All these planets were so familier. And yet- how did we not know what this mystery planet was?
After one more month, I was relaxing: curled up in a ball. KIR was gazing out the window, gathering data about these new stars and constellations. Suddenly, my voot computer started beeping.
"WARNING. Planet up ahead," the voice stated.
I perked up and KIR looked. "Wh-what planet is it?" I asked in excitement, quivering slightly.
"Planet......Earth?" came the reply unsurely.
"Earth?" I echoed as I looked up. I saw a blue planet with green and brown landmasses and white clouds. "Wow!"
"Shall I gather info master?" KIR asked, glancing up at me.
"Yes KIR, check out what these Earthlings look like so we can have desguises," I answered him. KIR saluted me and jumped to the window.
As we flew down, I saw strange buildings and creatures. The Earthlings were peach or brown skinned with odd hair and strange clothing. I cocked my head in amazement. "They look weird," I thought aloud.
"I agree," KIR agreed, nodding his head.
When we landed, my disguise computer popped up. "I want to look cool!" I smiled.
Suddenly, my PAK started beeping. I put out my transmitter and saw my dad! "LIV?" he smiled. "Are you at a planet?"
"I am! I was just about to get disguises for KIR and I!" I replied.
"Send me a picture of a native and I can send you a disguise. Also, send me a picture of a native animal," Dad stated.
I nodded and saw a person walking down the street. I quickly snapped a picture and hid. Then, I peeked around a fence and saw a tall creature with a mane. I snapped a picture of it too.
"Here Dad!" I smiled as I sent him the pictures.
"Great! I'll have these done tomorrow!" he responded, showing me the pictures and ending our transmission.
I sighed and designed a base. "Watch out KIR, this will crush you if you're too close!"
KIR nodded and backed up. I tossed the metal thing into the ground and my base slowly popped up. I quickly dashed inside as KIR followed. We slammed the door shut and sighed.
"So far so good!" I smiled. KIR nodded.
"How will we blend in with these creatures?" KIR asked.
"Follow me," I replied. I walked to my trashcan and jumped into it. A secret elavator took us to my lab. I hopped at my computer and looked up 'Earth.'
From my studies I found that these people were called humans. The animal I photographed was called a horse. I smiled and researched the humans the rest of the night.
