Demons Bride 《☆Billdip☆》

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he really is a mean mean meany pants isn't he!". Yelled Mable stomping her foot on the ground.

"Well at least he had the decency to turn the floor back to normal" said Pacifica.

"We're not really going to give in to his demands are we?" Asked Wendy.
"We may not have a choice. We need Stan and Ford to form the circle but the only way to get them back is if we never use it against him.
As for the second deal finding an abandoned piece of land won't be difficult" Pacifica said thinking.

"What about the third deal" Mable said frowning.
"*Sigh* Bill knows how desperate we are to get them back" Pacifica said fiddling with the end of her dress. "We can't just hand someone over to be his wife. The thought is just... unthinkable!" Said Wendy.

"He said his bride has to come willingly" Said Pacifica.
"And who'd be crazy enough to do that!" Said Wendy. "And why dose he even care if they want to marry him or not"

"I don't know. We should announce this to the public and see if there is someone who would volunteer. I think we should at least except the terms of the first two deals.
Ugh It'd be easier to think if there weren't any flying pigs outside" Pacifica said annoyed at the end.
"I agree " said Wendy.

"LET'S DO THIS" said Mable in her usual cheery voice. Wrapping an arm around Pacifica's shoulder. "But what about Stan" Asked Wendy "And Ford" "I know it's at risk... to sacrifice one of our own" said Pacifica.

"I don't like the idea either but..." Mable let's go of Pacifica and her expression turns serious.
"Bill has a point. Instead of losing two we could only be losing one. We already lost our parents I don't want to lose them too" Mable said as tears started forming on the corner of her eyes. Pacifica quickly hugged her Dipper following.

"They are strong Mabel no matter there conditions they'll pull through" Dipper said softly. "And Stan has a crime record he's tough" Wendy said smiling softly trying to lighten the mood. "That's right he and Ford are stronger than anyone. Where ever they are I'm sure there holding up....

- Meanwhile at the cave -

Bill laughed as he appeard inside the cave. He snapped his fingers and a cage with the original Pines twins appeard.

"Hello~ Fordsy and faz. How's life" Bill said. "YOU'VE GONE TO FAR THIS TIME CIPHER! Do what you want with me but let Stan go" Ford said the last part in a pleading voice.
"Whaaaat and leave you all by yourself? Come on even I'm not that heartless" Bill said.

"THOU HAS NO HEART! BEAST!" Stan yelled. "Oh sticks and stones. I was about to tell you some interesting news but I guess you don't want to hear it from me" Bill said. "What dose thee speakest of?" Stan asked raising a brow.

"You know no one talks like that anymore?" Bill said annoyed.
"I know. I simply speak like this to annoye thee" Stan said proudly.

"Ugh. Anyways I struck a deal with you're great niece and nephew and there freinds. I told them that you two will be set free in exchange for a bride" Bill said smirking.

Fords jaw dropped. "In exchange
o-of... what?" Ford said in shock.
"Are you meatstacks low on hearing or something. Cause I keep having to repeat myself! It's simple I get a bride you get set free" Bill said.

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"Pffff Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha Y-you wanna hahah get marri-d hahahahahahhahhaha w-ho in the world would want to marry y-y-yo-u hhhahahhahahahhahahha" Stan said laughing his ass off.

"Ok, ok go ahead laugh. We'll see who's laughing once I get my end of the deal" Bill said.
"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS CIPHER!" Ford yelled.

"Yes yes the whole 'You'll never get away with this Cipher' speech. I will respond with the usual combat 'Oh but I have! Evil laugh evil laugh ha ha ha. Any other clichés you would like to point Fordsy" Bill said.

Just you wait till... my great niece and nephew... get here!" Stan said out of breath from laughing so hard.
"Like that for instance. You mean the little weakling with nuddle arms and the 6 year old stuck inside an adults body" Bill said mockingly.

"Oh you two are just to amusing" Bill said wiping a tear of amusement.

"CIPHER"

The word echoed throughout the cave.

Bill smirked. "Oh would you look at that. Sorry to leave you but I have a meeting. Of course we can't have them finding you here sooooooooo Bayyyyy!" Bill said as he snapped his fingers and the cage disappeared.

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