split headcanons and whatnot

Dennis

×he's very possessive
×not romantic honestly
×kind of a creepy perv??
×but will protect you until the day he dies
×he's probably insanely in love with you but refuses to admit it because he himself is in denial

Patricia

×more like a mom than a girlfriend
×she treats you like you're her only source of happiness
×gives you much more freedom than the others
×honestly just a very loving partner

Hedwig

×he continues to be a curious kid
×honestly the only thing that changed when you started dating (why would you. he's a child.) was that now he holds your hand
×he tries to make you laugh because he when you do he gets a weird fluttering in his stomach and everything else fades away
×demands to be kissed a lot
×likes to show you off because to him you're the prettiest person

Barry

×constantly monitoring your health and outfits
×probably takes the best care of you
×refuses to let you sit around because he cares about you too much to let you waste your life away
×very attached to you
×gossips with you but never about you

Jade

×kisses you a lot and everywhere
×very sarcastic but also incredibly nice
×but you manage to argue over almost everything anyway
×in the end she loves you to the moon and back

Orwell

×tries to be loving but always somehow ends up talking about historical events
×really enjoys bringing up the story of how you met because that too is a historical event
×tries his hardest to show affection but only ends up embarrassing himself

Kevin

×very quiet actually
×most of his love is physical rather than verbal
×scared you'll leave him because he thinks he's too distant

The Beast

×a nasty boy.
×he feels happy about your scars
×and if you don't have any he'll eat you without hesitation