Luther:
"I don't have a superiority complex, just a height complex. I have to be taller than you all."
Diego:
"Please die."
"I don't like you."
Allison:
"Ew."
"Can you not?"
Klaus:
"What the Mcfuck is going on?!"
"Christ on a cracker."
"I would rather die... I mean I want to die anyway so... I'd rather live a long life."
"I wish I could snort a line of stable mental health."
Five:
"Fight me."
"I hope you fall and choke to death on your own tongue."
Ben:
*Sees sheep*
"Oh sweet Jesus, look at all those chickens!"
*VINES*
Vanya:
"Why am I here?"
"I'm sorry, but what?"
"No, I gave you the wrong answer because if I gave you the right one, you would have expectations."
YOU ARE READING
Umbrella Academy One Shots {COMPLETED}
Fanfiction(Mostly Klaus, Five and Diego 'cause they're my faves) 1?Luther is an ass 2?Diego is a precious child who needs to be protected 3?Allison is a bit of a bitch, but she tried her best 4?Klaus is also a precious child who needs a hug 5?Five... touch...
