angel cake ? tom holland/sebastian stan/chris evans oneshots

A/N BEFORE I BEGIN COUGH COUGH I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES COUGH COUGH

so

no-one asked for it

but

i guess i'm doing smutty shit now

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lmao i already hate myself and i've not even started

hopefully the gif will help you through it;)))

SORRY

JUST SKIP THIS ONE

if you do for some reason

decide

"ya know what, i'll read this"

don't expect much, as with all of my fics

i'm literally just doing this for those who like that kinda thing

which might not be many

but it's still going up

love ya

viv x

(p.s. once again, really sorry about those who wanted a nice buck fic and instead got this)

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   "Audrey? Are you going to show your face to anyone or just hole up here all day?" Tony asked, knocking on the door again. Audrey rolled her eyes at her brother and hitched her denim shorts further up her hips while she opened the door and floated past Tony. He looked at her, then hurriedly caught her by the wrist.

   "Uh, where do you think you're going dressed like that?" He asked, incredulous at her outfit. Customised black and white checked Vans with a purple stripe down each outer side, black denim roll-up shorts, purple belt around her waist and a cropped white jumper hanging off one shoulder. She knew Tony would cause a scene, but she never truly cared for them, and hand taught herself to give zero fucks when responding.

   "Downstairs, probably into the garden. Where do you think you're going wearing THOSE?" She quipped back, looking pointedly at his knee-length shorts and raising an eyebrow before turning away and walking calmly down the hall. Tony walked hurriedly after her, holding up one finger authoritatively.

   "I'm working today, thank you, I can wear what I want."

   "I don't give a flying fuck, Tony. You look like a suburban dad." She shrugged, bouncing down the stairs. Tony followed, still clasping her arm.

   "Language." He prompted and Audrey giggled.

   "Steve's rubbing off on you." She winked suggestively and gave Nat a quick smile upon passing. Nat stepped in sync with the siblings on Audrey's other side.

   "Bucky asked about you again."

   "AGAIN?" Tony repeated.

   "God, I'm so happy now, Nat, it's borderline sad. What he say?"

   "He asked if I'd seen you today, and if you were okay."

   "Damn." Audrey sighed. She'd been subtly hinting to Bucky that she liked him for weeks now, but he didn't ever seem to get the heavy hints. Tony was still walking with them toward the kitchen.

   "I'm sorry, but what are you saying DAMN about?" Tony asked, stopping both of them. Audrey and Nat glanced at each other, giggled, then stepped around Tony's outstretched arms and met back in the middle.

   "I honestly feel frustrated FOR you. Like, can he not just realise already?"

   "Yeah, it does NOT take a mind reader to work it out. Like, HELLO CAPTAIN STUPID, I think you're hot, God!" Nat grinned at her friend and they both automatically went for the coffee pot.