Being The Scarlet Witch with the Merc as your partner could be incredibly frustrating and exhausting, but it also spiced up the vigilante work. What happens when you stumble upon Red Hood and Arsenal? Feelings grow immediately.. .for you, until some...
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"One more shot!" Roy cheered as a shirtless Wade poured alcohol in Jason's glass again.
"Come on, baby!" She encouraged, rubbing his arm in encouragement as he shook his head, feeling his cheeks flush a little .
"Here goes nothing," he bit his lip, pushing the glass to his lips and downing the licking. Jason gritted his teeth, feeling it burn the back of his throat, "mmh, good shit!"
"Roy, it's your turn, (Y/N) and I did, go before it's too late!" Jason placed another glass in front of the ginger.
"Let's get it on!!"
Turns out the whole who-gets-drunk-first-competition wasn't a good idea, Roy was somehow sprawled over the glass table in front of the Are you still watching? Netflix menu, snoring softly, Wade was snoozing against the foot of the couch, head leaning back against the couch pillow.
Jason and (Y/N) were a bundle of limbs snuggling into each other like a drunken couple.
"Someone turn those stupid lights off," Wade grumbled lazily, placing his arm over his eyes.
"Mmh," the girl shuffled slowly, she frowned deeply before taking agonisingly long to open and adjust herself to the light.
"That's the sun, dumbass," she grumbled, before snuggling more into Jason's chest and closing her eyes again.
"What time is it, Jay?" (Y/N) sensed he woke. Lazily, Jason extended an arm to the glass table, swatting Roy's bicep away, eyes still closed and turning on his phone.
"Wade, what time is it?" He murmured in the girl's hair.
"Turn it around," The merc instructed. Jason did as he was told but accidentally dropped the phone out of his fingers.
"Whoops,"
"AH FUCK!" He yelled, holding his crotch after the device fell right on his baby maker (lmaoo omg). Jason and (Y/N) cringed lightly as the girl chuckled in his chest.
"So, uh, Wade, what time is it?" The Wayne asked again.
"11: 25, asshole," The mutant groaned in pain.
"At least you're awake now," The girl snorted finally awakened by her teammate's friend. Sitting up slowly, she held her head in pain.
"Aah, was yesterday really a good idea?"
"At least we didn't have drunken sex, I wanna remember how it feels to have sex with you," Jason smirked smugly, eyes still shut. Her head snapped in his direction before slapping his thigh hard.
"Ah!"
"Since Wade wants to show everyone his new looks, how about we go out this afternoon, say, to the beach?" she proposed.
"We're a bit hangover over here," Roy grunted, finally wake up.
"But fresh air will do us some good, come on guys," She ushered, slowly standing up, "besides, it could be a little vacation for us."
