~short one for a longer one soon, saw a post like this the other day I wanted to share~
Dan to Phil:
"If you had ten cookies and I wanted five, how many would you have left?""None cause I'd give them all to you.."
Phil to Dan:
"If you had ten cookies and I wanted five, how many would you have left?""Ten cookies and a dead body.."

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Fanfiction'queer people exist. choosing not to accept them is not an option' ~~ short mini stories on dnp i do not write smut in any form so don't ask or worry people there will be mentions of suicide, death and self harm/ hatred but i always put a warning...