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HALLO, this is the third book and it took a whole lot longer to dechipher because the script at the bottom of the page was not gnommish- it was some code(see right, theres a picture of what it looks like, Its so trippy for the eyes). I didnt know how to decode it coz it wasnt what I was used to, but i did find a small passage that was in english and code. So I went on from there. I think Artemis wrote this before he was going to be mindwiped, but he knew he was going to be mindwiped.
Erm, enjoy?
A message from Artemis Fowl. Encrypted. My dear new-found ally, if you have deciphered this code, then you are of sufficient intelligence to aid me in my mission (ME!). You may of hear of the Fowl family and imagine this mission to be illegal or even dangerous. I promise you this is not the case. All I ask is that you help me keep my memories where they belong. In my head. There are certain forces at work that wish to deprive me of memories that are rightfully mine. These forces wouldwipe certain facts from my brain that are extremely important, not to mention valuable. Who are these forces? They are magical fairies known as the People. I know what you are thinking - this person, Artemis Fowl, has obviously lost his mind. He cannot honestly expect me to believe this nonsense. It is an understandable reaction. Two years and I would have reacted exactly the same way. But a lot can change in two years. Ihave seen greenskinned sprites fly under their own power. I have seen dwarfs use their cavernous mouths to dig tunnels. I have witnessed the healing power of elves and touched the flank of a noble centaur!! These creatures exist. Take my word for it. But as powerful as these creatures are, they fear one thing: humans. We are the only creatures with the power to overthrow their underground society. Our numbers could even subdue magic. So the people have decided that it is too dangerous to have a human boy wih fairy knowledge in his mind. Soon they will mindwipe me and this extraordinary information will disappear. There is one way to stop this happening. I have entrusted a computer disk to a reprobate* dwarf by the name of Mulch Diggums. The disk contains all my knowledge of the fairy folk. Of-course the mindwipe will cause me to forget all abou tthe dwarf and the disk. Diggumd should bring the disk to me, but common criminals are not to be trusted. I ask you to get a message to me. The message is simple. Six words only. "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums". Wherever you see one of the faithful clutching this book, repeat those words. The message will spread like a virus across the world, eventually reaching my ears. I will act upon it, putting all my resources into locatng the mysterious mister Diggums. Once I find him, the disk will reactivate all my memories and the knowledge will be mine again. Do this for me and when I rule the world, you shall be rewarded(YUSSSS). Remember: "Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums". Your New friend, Artemis Fowl the second.
*for those of you who dont know what reprobate means (like me) I went through the trouble of looking it up for you, It means an unprincipled person. And for those of you who dont know what unprincipled means it means, um, wait a sec... it means a person who doesnt act according to moral principles, and moral principles are the things that drive you to right or wrong. Got it?
So this one was really cool and fun to decode. Although it gave me neck pains from craning my neck all the way infront of the book just to see how many lines there are..
yeah. so yeah. howd you like it? leave a comment or vote or whatever.
