The Very Important Potato

Chapter six.

"Last day of school kiddos. Enjoy it. Graduation is in the next two weeks but don't fret about that yet. For now, just sit back, relax and enjoy your pina coladas."

You're probably wondering what the heck happened to me and Miko and why you just read something that implies that a group of graduating kids are at some sort of hotel.

Well, that's exactly what's happening. My history teacher (the coolest teacher in the world) brought us to a five star hotel in California.

I wasn't really shocked. She's brought us to a Beyonce concert and gotten us all VIP backstage passes. She's VERY rich.

Six ex-husbands. Four were millionaires. The other two were thousandaires. Rich men, rich men.

You're probably saying, 'the money would run out tho'.

Well, she told us her secret. She puts a large sum of money in a bank for like a year. Then POOF! The magic of interest happens and she has even more money to spoil her kiddos with!

Yay us.

We're loved children. We're the only class she does this for.

WE are her kiddos.

Hissss.

Get away! My mo- I mean my teacher who is like a mom.

I can't be the only one who calls their teacher 'mom' right?

Calm down actual Mom, she's not competition.

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"Cannonball!!"

"Get out of the way!"

"Get ready for a huge splash!"

"Kirby!"

Really dude. Really. You know I have OCD and still you messed up the diagonal line. No, I'm not even gonna talk about the fact that you didn't move out of the way because you were obsessing over a video game character who eats his opponents. You got hit by Ms. Grande's thigh as punishment. (That's an oddly specific part of the body)

"Kirby's really cute! I can't help it!"

"Sanlie, who are you talking to?" Ms. Grande asked me.

"Ummm.... Somebodye?" I'm pretty sure my face was twisted up worse than those things in Spy Kids 2.

"It's alright to talk to yourself ya know. I do, I'm pretty sure everyone does! Except for those weird normal people." She shivered.

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I'm so hungry I could eat fries without saying sorry.

Oof. Nevermind, I could never do that. If I must be a cannibal, I have to say sorry to God first.

"Hey! Kiddo! Fries are here! Wakey wakey!"

Now you must see why I mistake her for my mom. Except for the kiddo thing.

Fifteen minutes of heartbreaking fry crunching but stomach loving minutes later.

"Cause you're, royal you're rebel"

"You're more, than one together"

"However you guys shut up!"

"In Ever After High!" Laurie and Conrah sang together while Tara rolled her eyes and sighed.