The Very Important Potato

Kiddos

"You guys are so immature." Tara said dragging out the 'immature'.

"It's a drop! I repeat, drop drop drop!" shouted Cole, the tomboy.

I smirked. "What did you say Cole?"

"Drop, drop, drop."

"Gogobebe!" I shouted.

"Korean words suit and tie!" sang Laurie.

"Dress code bling bling bling!" joined Miko.

"You guys are so Mamamoo." said Tara.

"Oh please Tara. You love kpop as much as we do."

"Yeah, but I'm more Blackpink."

"I'm like Blackpink too but Mamamoo is also awesome."

"Blackpink is better."

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Guys stop! Let's just sing ....hmmmmm.... Oh! How about Boombayah?" I piped in.

"Oh, so you're siding with Blackpink and Tara huh?" Laurie huffed.

"Stop huffing and puffing or you'll blow the suite to bits Laurie" I said.

"Blackpink in ya area!" Miko sang, obviously trying to relieve the tension.

"No!" Laurie stomped her foot.

"Alright! Red Velvet!" I said, frantically trying to calm her down.

"Okay. Zimzalabim zim zimzalabim zim zimzalabim zim zim!" She sang and skipped away with Conrah and Tara and even Miko.

Yup, they're my classmates. Wait, you thought that I was babysitting a group of six year olds who like- love Kpop?

Nopity nope. Tara and Laurie are eighteen and Conrah is seventeen.

We're all immature, but none of them are potatoes.

"Ugh! I miss the guys! Y'all are so boring!" Cole sighed.

"Would you want them to peep at you while you sleep in that?" I said, pointing at her crop top witch- dang it! -which showed her bra.

"Maybe!" She winked.

"BItCh DiSGUstInG." My hand quickly flew to my mouth. Sure, I think memes and vines with bad words but I never say them.

'Bitch gon' step on my fokin toe bitch wid 'em fokin cowgurl fokin boots BItCh DiSGUstInG!'

Yup. That's exactly where I got that from. My angry black lady.

Jeeeezzz! Just cuz I said she bleck don't mean I'm racist! I mean hallooo! Black author here!

Nooww, if you were wondering,

'they probably weren't'

I was trying to calm Laurie down so much was because she throws some reeeally nasty tantrums.

Well, that and the fact that Miss Grande is staying in our suite, not the boys' suite doi, and she already fell asleep. We are trying not to wake her up y'all's. We're being nice.

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Idek y u bother to do that when the chapter is alamos- no, not eighteen- almost done.

Soooo. 3:61 a.m. and everyone has finally fallen asleep (except me). Lol. U thought. I meant 3:62.

A/N:

I'm soooooo sorry for suuuch a looong waait. Dragging out words won't do any difference but whatevs.

I am a BIG fan of EAH (Ever After High). Idrc if you think that's a baby show. I'm VERY immature okay.

I also REEEALLY love Kpop. Anyone who doesn't know what that is, YOU HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE LISTENED TO THE QUEENS.

*clears throat*

I'm talking about Blackpink, Mamamoo, Twice, Red Velvet, Somi, CL, Itzy, the list goes on. OMG I ALMOST FORGOT CHUNG HA.

*coughs awkwardly*

Hwasa is bae!

Welll, before I goooo.....

Somebodye, the nobodye is out.