50 FIRST DATES, jeff wittek

。?☆ 3. MEMOIRS OF A DISASTROUS DATE

          "Hey! I'm not a pussy!" Jeff objected pointing towards the camera in attempts to emphasize his point, a grin still dancing upon his face.

          "How long did you like her for before you asked her out?" Zane questioned, only adding to the teasing the group was directing towards Jeff.

          The question caused the boy to fall silent, crossing his arms with a faux pout. For, the truth was, Jeff had always somewhat been attracted to Cordelia ( the feeling being mutual, of course ), ever since she had begun to frequently visit the city. However, they were both too shy of sorts to act on whatever feelings they held for each other, until Cordelia's most recent visit, in which Jeff asked her on a date.

          "Anyways, she said yes because they're so in love with each other, but sadly, the date was— to put it nicely— a disaster," David finished, the car once again erupting in laughter from everyone aside from an embarrassed Jeff and a sleep-engulfed Natalie. "Care to jog our memory on what happened on your date, Jeff?" David snickered.

          "Fuck you," Jeff grumbled, trying his hardest to bite back his smile.

          "Okay, I'll do it!" Jason pushed in, his arm raised in volunteer. "Well, there was Delia ordering food not knowing there was crab in it, then eating it and getting an allergic reaction," he began, recollecting the date in which practically everyone in the squad was well aware of.

          "There was Jeff spilling her water all over himself and the table!" Zane added in.

          "The bird shitting on Jeff!" Corinna laughed, hunching over to contain her giggles that were accompanied by a glare from the man of the hour.

          "Delia fell into a puddle!" Jason continued, the entire group gaining all too much enjoyment from the current topic.

          "Them getting kicked out of the restaurant because Delia pulled out her juul out of no where!" David laughed, the space filled with nothing but jubilation.

          "Wait, wait, wait! That's a fucking a lie!" Jeff interrupted, his hand shooting out. "We didn't get kicked out because she just took her juul out— first of all they didn't have any no smoking or juuling signs— and it was because she pointed at the waiter when she was talking and he thought it was a weapon!" he corrected, the group doubling over in even more laughter, Jeff joining in as the fondly danced upon the memories. "Now look, we're here, so maybe we can put a halt on the trip down memory lane," he sighed dramatically, pointing to the airport as they pulled up towards the terminals.

          The group hesitantly agreed, Jeff's face finally losing some of the rouge that had accompanied the recollection. Sure, the date had been sheer disastrous, oddly enough, both Cordelia and Jeff agreed they had nothing but fun. They had exchanged nothing but mirth with each other, alongside learning news things about one another ( when something wasn't going wrong of course ). Though, they did agree do try it again━━ a second first date━━ because as obvious as it was, they were both quite infatuated with each other and figured perhaps the second time would be their charm.

          "David made his way slowly down towards the terminals arriving from Illinois, glancing at an excited Corinna in the rearview mirror, "what terminal did she say she was in?" he asked.

          "I don't know."

          "Nine." Jeff informed at the same time as Corinna voiced her uncertainty.