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Axton: "We should get married...you know...for tax benefits."

You: "You don't even pay taxes."

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maya: Ok, what do we do now?

 You: I don't know.

 maya: You don't know? I thought you had a plan.

you: My plan was to do whatever I thought was right and hope you didn't notice.

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Salvador: What's wrong?

You: I don't know, but I think I'm bleeding internally.

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You: "How long have you been standing there?"

Zer0: "More than you'd like."

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You: "Please get out of that pillow fort. We're supposed to have dinner with friends!"

Gaige: "Counter-offer: you join me, we rule this pillow kingdom together, watch Hocus Pocus, and eat popcorn for dinner."

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You: I love you.

krieg: *voice goes up two octaves* COOL

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You: Are you oxygen? Because you keep me alive. *finger guns*

Lilith: Oh my god, you dork.

You: I'm your dork.

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Brick: "Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list."

You: "Who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?"

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You: "You said we were safe!"
Roland: "No, I said we were safer, not safe."

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You: "you're so drunk right now. "

Mordecai: "no I'm not. Your just blurry."