The Randomness Book Of A Directioner

Me: CAROL!!!!!!!!!

Carol: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU TOMATO!!!!!!!!!

Me: Esh! Calm down you eggplant!!!!!

Carol: What do you need?

Me: Can you call the boys pawease!

Carol: NO!

Me: PAWEASE!

Carol: NO!

Me: Pawease! I won't call you eggplant!

Carol: Why?

Me: I wanna watch the Steal My Girl video!!!

Carol: It comes out Friday.

Me: I know, but i just can't wait!!!!

Carol: And why do we need the boys?

Me: So they can leak it or reenact it!!!!!

Carol: Can't you wait two more days??

Me: NO!!!

Carol: Esh!! Fine I'll call them!

Me: Gracias!

Carol: Yeah, Yeah!

-15 minutes later-

*ding dong*

Me: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the door*

Carol: *covers ears*

Me: Boys

The boys: Wendy

Harry: Where's Carol? She called.

Me: In the liv-

Harry: *runs to the living room*

Louis: Haz wait for me!

Liam: Ima make sure they don't do anything stupid.

Zayn: Ima go to the bathroom.

Me: Well it looks it just you and me, Nialler!

Niall: Yeah.........

*Awkward silence*

Me: I wonder what Liam, Lou, Haz, and Carol are doing?

Niall: um y-yeah, I wonder what they're doing!

Me & Niall: *walks to the living room*

Louis: Oh hey love birds!

Me: WHAT?!?

Niall: Lou shut up! Oh nothing Wendy! You know how Louis is.

Liam: uhm what did you guys need that you called?

Me: Why do you just assume we want something?  Can't we just hang-

Carol: Wendy wanted to see the Steal My Girl video!

Me: *gasps* Nuh-uh! You wanted to Carol!!!!

Niall: Wendy? Tell me the truth.

Me: uh um, okay fine! Please!

Liam: Nope sorry! Management will be pissed!

Me: Who gives a flying fuck?! PLEASE! Niall! *pout*

Niall: Aww, c'mon Liam!

Liam: Niall we can't!  Just because you like het doesn't mean we have to do it!

Me: Just because what????

Niall: Nothing *blushes*

Me: Come on! Please! Niall convince Liam! I'll get ice cream!

Niall: Liam! She's gonna get me ice cream please!

Liam: Fine! But no recording!

Me & Carol: Okay got it!!!!

-Several hours later-

Louis: Can we stop now?

Niall: Yeah, please Wendy?

Harry: Yeah c'mon Wendy and Carol!

Me: Carol, what do you think?

Carol: One more time!

Niall: UGH! WENDY!

Me: How many scoops of ice cream do you want Nialler? 5?

Niall: Boys from the top! Chop chop!

The rest: UGH! NIALL!

Niall: WHAT?!?!

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Shout to @CrazyDirectioner725 Because she's Carol :)

Oh and how many of you ship Niall and Wendy??????

*crickets chirping*

Well okay then why did i even ask the question ik thats gonna be the response! 0-0

Anyways Omg we just have to wait tomorrow & then OMFG THE SMG VIDEO WILL BE UP AND AHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Oh and by any chance do any of you know what time the video will be up PT time so i can go to the bathroom stall if its during school????? Lol!

And guys the book is almost over D:

Its depressing!

Anyways Vote if you want a sequel :)

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

~*iluvstylesandhoran