Look at the last chapter for the warnings.
"This dude I dated in highschool. We had dated for a month or two and we both wanted a experience, so yeah. What about you?"
"Heh. College year oneeeee. There was this party I was sucked into and I ended up doing that with this dude. Which after that we dated for about 6 months or so. Then he left me for, a girl. My heart was broken. They are both sucky people anyways so they deserve each other" Roman giggled and dramatically whipped a fake tear
"Uh, congratulations?"
"Oh shush" Roman laughed
"Oh please. I tease you, you tease me, this is how this works"
"When did I agree to that?" Roman asked still cracking up
"When you decided to be friends with me. At least I think this is what this is"
"I guess so"
"Soooo, that's our agreement, I tease you, you tease me. That being said… congratulations?"
"For what?"
"Getting the d" Virgil said immediately followed by him dying of laughter
"Virgil shhhhhhh" Roman said turning bright red
"I will yell it out of this car, don't test me God dammit"
"I. Dare. You"
Roman watched as Virgil rolled down the car window. Virgil turned to Roman mischievously and Roman raised an eyebrow. Virgil cleared his throat and pointed at the poor boy sitting next to him.
"HEY! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE GETS THE D!"
Roman quickly slapped his hand over Virgil's mouth in embarrassment.
"MY GOD NO!"
Virgil just laughed hysterically despite being behind the wheel. Roman took his hand off and wanted some revenge.
"YOU DID TOO!" Roman announced
"Oh Your gonna have to try harder than that Princey" Virgil challenged
"YOU GOT D**K F****D! MY GOSH IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!"
Virgil knew what he was about to say was bad. But he also knew it would shut Princey down and be an automatic win to this little competition of theirs. Virgil made up his mind. He may lose what little confidence he had left, but f**k it, he wanted to win.
"WHO SAYS I WAS THE ONE GETTING F****D!?" Virgil announced loud and proud.
"Let's just change the subject!"

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Cookies And Wine
FanfictionRoman and Virgil, two complete strangers, meet at a bar by pure luck. After a drunken Roman convinces Virgil to drive him home, Virgil learns something about Roman he was definitely not meant to know. The two go on a mission to bring justice to the...