You Texted Me First ? Lee Felix ?

Your POV:
I'm so happy cause the stray kids concert is in 3 days!!!
But at the same time I'm freaking pissed at Taya. Like. I want to just throw something at her badly tanned face. Like an orange. I mean they look pretty much identical.

Once again I'm in school, but Katie's in the bathroom right now and Mimi's at home getting looked after by Hana because she has a concussion. So, basically, I'm alone. Yay?

I'm just going to sit in my seat when Wooyoung, the dude sitting next to me, takes out a fruit and starts peeling it. I look at him. Then at Taya, who's sitting across the classroom from me.
Close enough.
I grab the lemon from Wooyoung's hand and hurl it at the girls face. Causing the sour fruit to explode as it hits her cheek..... at the exact moment our teacher walks in.

~2 hours later~

Me:
Lmao

Surprising(Lee):
what

Me:
I got suspended

Surprising(Lee):
WHAT
HOW TF
WHY

Me:
I threw a lemon at a bully's face as the teacher walked in

Surprising(Lee):
Why did it have to be a lemon???

Me:
Idk ask Wooyoung
But when they called me to the head master I literally stood there for an hour listening to how dangerous fruit is
AGAIN

Surprising(Lee):
Y/n

Me:
Yeh

Surprising(Lee):
What do you mean AGAIN????

Me:
Ohhh right
See last year I wanted to see if you could actually slip on a banana peel, so I grabbed Katie's banana skin and put it outside the classroom door.
And when I ran onto it, well I stepped on it and found out that yes. You CAN actually slip on a banana skin
The end. Any questions?

Surprising(Lee):
What did you do when you slipped on the peel

Me:
...
I smashed my head through a window

Surprising(Lee):
I-
Ya know what mate?
Your teachers are right. Stay away from fruit

Me: