?Helluva Boss x Reader?「Oneshots」(ON HOLD)

Hewwoooo first request! I'm really sorry if it's occ AND short, I have to fully get the characters personallities! I'm tryna make the reader gender-neutral.
ALSO WTF DIDN'T KNOW THIS BOOK WOULD BLOW UP IN A DAY WH-

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I was working at the I.M.P. for quite a long time now and I mostly do paperworks but sometimes help with the murders and stuff. Right now, Blitzo was talking about how we could get buisness to go stonks again.
I wasn't really listening. I had my phone hidden under the table and was just scrolling down some memEs. I chuckled at one of them and showed it to Loona who was sitting next to me.

-“Pss check this out.” I said to her. She looked at it and cracked a quiet laugh. Then I got a message. I waited until I was alone to respond to it, I didn't want to deal with this bullshit right now. The "meeting" had ended so I went back to my other post where I would only fill some shitty papers.

I checked who sent me the message. Stolas. I knew him, I consider him as a friend I guess. And yes I knew about him and Blitzo lmaooo
He often talked to me about his "loneliness" which often made my regret my life actions and how he wants to do weird ass things with Blitzo. But now he was saying realLY weird thiNgS about mE which also made me regret my life decisions.

I responded to him with a "wut" which he responded with a "I'm lonely... and you know what happens I'm lonely (Y/N)?"

Oh shit, here we go again. And I am not saying this shit. Oh shit oh god oh shit what the fuck
I didn't notice because of how traumatized I was, Blitzo in front of me who was just trying to talk to me.
I just noticed someone behind me looking at my phone, Blitzo. He suddenly snatched it off my hands, stepped on it and threw it out of the window nearby.

-“Wh- I used all of my money for this shit!!” I whined.
Suddenly he lifted me up from my seat into a bear hug. My feet weren't touching the ground since he was waaayy taller than me.

-“I'll just buy you another one...” He said blushing a little shade of pinkish red.
-“Yeah no but- Let me go I have work to do!” I was blushing too. Exept it was a lot.
-“Nope.”
-“Whyyy”
-“Because you, were paying attention to that needy bastard instead of ME!” He suddenly said dramatically, picking me up to his eye level and also breaking the hug. This time, he was blushing bloody red when he noticed what he just said. I blushed hard and my eyes widen.
He let go of me and we just stared away awkwardly.
I couldn't help but to give him a hug, I can't say I didn't find his behavior adorable. He became really quiet.
He stared at me shocked and blushed even harder if possible. I was also blushing hard, but I tried to hide it. He seemed really happy since his tail started wagging. A d o r a b l e.
But it stopped. Now he seemed kinda sad.
-“What's wrong?” I ask, concern filling my voice.
-“W-well..um u-uhh” He stuttered.
Suddenly, he kneeled down to my level and.. He kissed me! On the liPS!
My eyes widen and his were closed hard. We both blushed, A LOT.
I didn't know how to react, really. I wasn't used at all to this types of things, even when I was alive.
He then stopped and looked at me. He seemed really sad at that moment.
I was just looking at him still blushing more than ever.
-“I-I'm sorry, that was really dumb of me I shouldn't have--you don't like me back-” He said, clearly embarrassed. He liked me? Well that seemed obvious since the "pay attention to me" thing. As he was about to go, I held his hands and said
-“N-no that's not true! I do like you too! I-I love you!” I closed hard my eyes, I was really embarrassed and scared. Yup, really not used to those things.
-“What really?!” His eyes lit up when I pronounced those words.
-“W-well.. Yeah.” I looked away.
He then picked me up for a bigger hug. His tail was wagging a lot. A d o r a b l e
-“I'm so happy... I love you.”

The rest of the day went by him taking you to everyone and yelling "WE'RE TOGETHER" and cuddles. He also burned your paperworks :3

✖ Wheeewww I'm really sorry it sucks! Do you like an embarrassed Blitzo? Comment down below your thoughts! I think I'll write a Oneshot every weekends. Bye-bye! ✖