The Stone-Hard Gargoyles

"Aargh!" Alfred screams as he rolls down the road, encountering sticks and slabs through his face. "Oof." Alfred sighed. As he gets up, he sees it. The grand and beautiful castle, that is Hotel Transylvania. "Woooaaah... It's exactly what they said it would be, a darn huge castle." He starts to walk down the bridge, always having an awe in his face. He is so excited, you can barely tell that he's nervous.

Now at the entrance gate, he looks high up, his nose pointing the castle roof. "I swear, if I just sleep here for no reason at all, I would just fuck myself allover." He says to himself as he makes his way inside the hotel.

"Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!!" Johnny exclaimed. You were surprised, almost jolted on your shoes. "Bro, oh my God. You have to be kidding, me." Alfred can not believe, who he is seeing right now. "C'mon, give me the hippies." Johnny waits. "You're, um... Johnny" Alfred answers. "Yup!" "The first human to ever step foot here, in this hotel, that is full of spooky, scary, skeletons?" "Yeeeeeaaahhhh... There aren't just skeletons only, but there's a couple of them, like they're literally a couple." Johnny replies as he points out two skeletons that are doing there thing. Alfred laughs at that reply. "So yeah, there are blobs, big flies, a seven-headed dragon, Frankenstein's here, or Frank for short, there is also a mummy, uh... Who else? Oh yeah right, I have a girlfriend that is a vampire." Johnny whispers to Alfred. "Wait, really?" Alfred asks. "Uh-huh. Yeah! She is like, Dracula's daughter!" Johnny replies. "Woah, Drac? Let me guess, is ghe like a blood-sucker, right?" Alfred points out. "Yeeeaaah, sort of but not so, really. We're really cool, after he brought me back from the airport, and saved me being eaten by a small what-is-that monster. So yeah we're cool." Johnny says. "Oh... So, where do I stay?" Alfred asks. "Ok, just wait by that waiting area. A gargoyle will eventually come to you to hand you some stuff to chew on." Johnny says as he makes his way to the counter.

Alfred walks to waiting area, then found finds himself a waiting chair to sit on. He watches the monsters walk by, doing monster business. He is a bit, jumpy on his feet, since he is excited. He can't believe he is gonna stay in this hotel. "Uh hey, you bro!" Johnny shouts. Alfred looks at Johnny's direction. "What?" Alfred asks, loudly. "Uh.. How long are you gonna stay here?" Johnny shouts again. "Hmm.. A month, really!" Alfred loudly replies. "Sure thing." Johnny shouts as he does a thumbs up.

That whole shouting conversation led to his stomach gurgling for food. As he starts to sort through his backpack to find something to eat, a gargoyle flies out from the dark room above the lobby. The gargoyle flies towards Alfred, stomping on the ground as it lands. Alfred stops searching his backpack as soon as the gargoyle landed. "Woah, are you a-" "Gargoyle, sir. We gargoyles have a high sense of hearing so when I heard your hunger, I came to here. I'm pleased to serve you." The gargoyle bows as he introduces himself. "Woah, that's so cool." Alfred says to himself. "So what would you like to eat this evening sir? I have a scream-cheese butter cake, mouse jelly, a some-"

Alfred lost focus as he stares into the gargoyle's yellow eyes. He lost his mind. He was all about what he can do to his body. This gargoyle, he knew. He knew he wants to fucked by him.

"-and lastly, a biscuit with scream-cheese. What would you like, sir?" The gargoyle asks. Alfred couldn't answer. He was just staring at the gargoyle. "Uh, sir?" The gargoyle asks again, with a worried face. "Uh.. Oh yeah, I'll take the b-biscuit." Alfred stuttered. The gargoyle carefully puts three biscuits in a platter, then hands it over to Alfred. "Here it is, sir."

Alfred receives the biscuits in a feminine like way. "Thanks." Alfred says. "I should be on my way now." The gargoyle says with a smile while taking himself up in the air. "Wait!" Alfred says loudly. The gargoyle paused midair. "What's your name?" He says. "It's Zac, sir." Zac replies. "Zac... I'll remember that." Alfred thinks to himself as he waves goodbye to Zac. Zac continues to fly back to dark base.