Left On Read // Book Two

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T: drake and josh, icarly, and victorious were all set in the same world, the nickelodeon universe. Helen wad the manager for the theater josh worked at in drake and josh, and later, on victorious, she comes back as the same person but is now the hollywood arts new school principal. In another episode of victorious, cat recalls an episode of drake and josh, thinking it was something that happened to tori and trina, and everyone tells her that what she's recalling is actually from a show called drake and josh, a classic. This leads me to believe that while drake and josh was both a show in our universe, and the nickelodeon universe, there is one big diffrence between the shows: in our universe the show was just a TV show but in theirs it's a reality show.
T: Further more, there's one episode of icarly where drake stumbles in and calls her megan instead of carly. In drake and josh, which we have established was reality TV, megan was drakes younger sister, and joshs step sister. drake and megans biological fathers identity is never mentioned. In icarly, carly lives with her older brother spencer without their parents. Their father was is a member of the us military, and visits in one episode.
T: The only logical conclusion can be that megans mom and carlys dad were once together, and that carly and megan are the same person. megan lived with her mom while the reality TV show was going on but when it ended she went to go live with her other brother, spencer. While playing megan, she had so much fun on her show but she decided to reinvent herself as carly to make her new hit web show, icarly.

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J: What are you thinking about?
T: i wonder if i've ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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T: What does a pasta maker put on his tinder profile?
T: send noods
J: Theres Zaru Soba in the cupboard above the stove but if you think for even one second that I'm brining it up to you you're fucking wrong

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J: Roy was arguing with The Government about his taxes on the phone and about half way through he put them on speaker so he could make faces and mouth curses about them at me every thirty seconds and I'd know why, and the chick on the other end of the phone said, "you're 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school!" And Roy shut her up with, "First of all, the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell-"

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J: We still hate each other bro, but like, not enough to call each other out, y'know?
W: Not even a little bit
J: Me neither

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T: So basically Bruce walked up to u like "im sorry to break this to u, but it seems ive owned u so hard that ur now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact, im very disappointed in u" and now ur a billionaire
J: Pretty much, yeah
T: K but what we're u and Bruce doing in Crime Alley in the middle of a night on, like, a tuesday
J: Uh
J: Crime?

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J: If you want to fucking fight, you could just ask

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T: So you know how I have AP Science with Dickie third period and u don't because I'm smarter than u?
J: I literally have that course next semester but go off I guess. Your point?
T: The teacher made the mistake of asking "Any questions?" and Dickie and I both raised our hands and of course she picked Dickie and he asked "How many followers do I need before I'm considered a religion?" and then we spent the whole class debating if Dickie would be considered a cult or a religion