Alex: Yup, hi, I'm hijacking this bad boy.
Magnus: Hey Alex, what are you doing?
Alex: Nothing Magnus, now go and clean something of mine.
Magnus: Um, I'm gonna pass, but thanks. So like I said what're you up too?
Alex: *death glare, whips out garrote*
Magnus: *suddenly very fearful for his life*
Magnus: *clears his throat* Yeah ok, I'll be back with your very clean, shiny... something. Okay, bye. *runs before Alex can garrote him*
Alex: That should keep him busy for a while because what I'm about to say vaguely resembles a compliment of Magnus's ability and we can't have him go and getting a big head now can we?
Alex: *pulls out phone*
Alex: *dials number*
Alex: *clears throat*
Alex: 911, I've just witnessed a murder.
Operator: Can you describe it?
Alex: Yeah, Magnus Chase just ROASTED Loki in a diss-track about friendship.
Operator: ...
phone line goes dead
Alex: Sweet, I'll call that call a success!
Magnus: Ok I'm back, now please tell me what you're doing?
Alex: I don't think I will Maggie. But, as a reward for my good work, I think I'll treat myself to some guava juice.
Magnus: Ok...
Alex, smirking: I suppose you can come too.
Magnus: *huge grin* Yeah, sure.
Alex: Bye peeps, see ya later, there is guava juice to be drunk.
Magnus: Who are you talking too?
Alex: No one, now let's go get that guava juice.
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Fierrochase n' Fluff
FanfictionShort stories, one shots, and ALL the ships. ALL the fluff. Fierrochase, Blitzstone, and maybe some Samir... Updates every week, I'm open to any and all ideas so please comment and let me know your thoughts. As a HUGE Magnus Chase fan, I'll do my...
