the (not so secret) diary of an absolute dumbass

Life's going good I guess, I watched Heathers like two hours ago it is just 👌. Phillip was an absolute fucking cunt today, he called my ma a slag (whore) and he purposely tripped me up in p.e for saying "watch it, dickhead" when he slammed into me.

im like 90% lesbian and 10% only liking danny elfman.

morrisey is a fucko but his music is good so that's okay.

im too fucking lazy too right more, bye.