Revenge Cookies Part IX (2015)

"Foul on the play! Foul on the play!", the referee declared.

I looked around and our landing interupted a football game between London Boarding School and Ricards. The people in the stands began to cheer, "Boo Plane! Boo Plane! Boo Plane! Boo Plane!"

We got off the plane and Mariah and Azyrea simtaneously flipped the bird said to the crowd, "Screw y'all! Shut the hell up and french kiss your dog!

"That's not an insult!", A lady yelled from the crowd. "That happens to be my favorite hobby?"

A man replied, "Girl, what the hell is wrong with you?"

The lady responded, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Girl, you better not be kissin nobody with your dog slob mouth"

"I shall not be judged for taking part in socially unacceptable activites"

"What the hell? I ain't judging but that junk is way too damn nasty"

"I refused to be judged by my lifestyle!", and with that, the lady hit the man in the jaw. Her friends started stomping him, and so did her mother. By that time, they got rushed out by security.

"We need to get the hell outta here", Mariah said.

"I second that statement", I replied. We all headed towards the exit and walked away from the game as a quater of the stadium still cheered, "Boo Plane! Boo Plane!". Outside, we met a nice red headed brown eyed lady with a beige coat and dark jeans who was carrying a pink bag

"Hello my friends, I'm Marina", she said in a calm and friendly tone. "I just arrived here, so you got any advice for newcomers?"

"Yeah", I replied, "Always stay strapped".

"And don't eat any cookies you see here", Mariah said.

"This town's real crazy, so it's better to adjust than oppose or runaway", Marriam added.

"Aw thank you guys", she said. She walked down the line and gave us all a small hug and a friendly kiss on the cheek. After that, she said, "I got some Lollipops and fried chicken in my bag, you guys want some?"

"Yes!", we all cheered. She passed us some sweet red lollipops and juicy, crispy, fried chicken from her bag. Just then, a voice yelled "Running of the Bulls!". Marina was trampled by herds of people trying to outrun furious bulls. We also started running away while carefully holding on to our lollipops and fried chicken. I came across my house, which again, had a "for sale" sign

"Mary! Our house has a for sale again! Explain!", I said.

Marriam ran up and explained, "You see, I sold our house to Peaches and her new man James to take care of the baby once she's born".

"Well that's sweet", I said. "But where are we gonna live?".

Marriam said, "My 'haunted' mansion, duh"

"Hmm, I remember the last time we stayed there, that was interesting"

May 23, 2015 12:00 A.M

I was almost asleep when a haunting voice said, "Josiaaaaaah"

I replied, "Um, hello?"

"I have taken the soul of your precious girlfriend Marriam and I put her body in the stove"

"You're kidding", I said. "This ain't true".

"Take a look for yourself", the voice said

I got in the mansion's elevator and ran to the kitchen where the light from inside the stove illuminated the entire place. I opened up the stove and Marriam's body was in there burning.