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I should've known

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You looked up from your switch to see your phone alarm going off.

"What? No way! It was 10 o'clock like 2 hours ago how is it 8 AM?!!"

You quickly grabbed your phone and frantically turned off the alarm.

"I just wanted to pay off my debt to that capitalist monster Tom Nook!"

You got up, stretched, brushed your teeth, and went downstairs when you noticed Mitsuki was there. She was sitting at the table looking at some papers.

"Good morning (Y/n)!"

You smiled at her, "Good morning Mitsuki! You're here early!"

"(Y/n) it's 11 A.M"

"Yeah I know I'm never up this early on weekends!"

She laughed got up and ruffled your hair, "Alright kiddo, well there's food on the counter if you want some. Katsuki left to go get some groceries so he'll be back later."

"Aw man I hope he doesn't come back with a bunch cabbage this time"

Mitsuki slapped the back of Bakugou's head "WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY TWENTY CABBAGES?!?"

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU DAMN IT! ITS THAT DAMN ICY HOTS FAULT!"

You thought about the nickname "Icy Hot?... You mean Todoroki?! How could he have possibly made you buy twenty cabbages?!"

"If I have to explain this shit one more time I swear I will fucking kill-"

"Stop making empty promises and just explain what happened already!" You yelled

He groaned, "Okay so I went to the stupid-"

"Hehehe  schewpid"

"(Y/n)"

"Sorry"

"So I went to the stupid store to buy stupid groceries and I got to the dumb cabbages and that damn Icy Hot was already there buying a cabbage. When I got there that bastard had already put a cabbage in his basket and when I put one in my basket he put ANOTHER one in his basket AND I COULDNT JUST LET HIM WIN. So I put ANOTHER cabbage in my basket, THEN HE JUST KEPT PUTTING MORE. THEN WHEN I WALKED OUT AFTER PAYING FOR TWENTY SHITTY CABBAGES HE WALKED OUT WITH NO FUCKING CABBAGES."

You sighed and patted your growling stomach, "I guess we're eating kimchi for the rest of the week"

From: (Y/n)
To: Electrical outlet
Yo, Kaminari
Yo 😹 Kaminari 😹 What 😹 time 😹 you 😹 pullin 😹 up? 😼😼😼

From: Electrical outlet
To: (Y/n)
At 1. SKRT SKRT unless you want me to come earlier 😽😻🙀

From: (Y/n)
To: Electrical outlet
No ❤️

From: Electrical outlet
To: (Y/n)
Fine smh my head 💔😿

You put your phone down and sighed, "Okay that gives me 2 hours to mentally prepare myself to deal with Kaminari."

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