Arcee: How much longer until we can get out of here??
Karasu: We've only been in here for an hour. We still have 23 hours left.
Ratchet:*throws a wrench at the door*
Heatwave:*throws a knife at the door shortly after Ratchet throws another wrench at it*
Blades: Are you feeling a little better Optimus? You took a pretty bad hit when the Decepticons attacked.
Optimus: I'm feeling much better. Thank you Blades.
Bumblebee: .:Karasu what in the name of Primus are you doing?:.
Karasu in the form of Cerberus: I'm guarding the gates of hell, what else?
Heatwave:*dies from laughing too fucking hard*
Megatron over the speakers: Ohh Autobots! We have a surprise for you!
Blades: What the fuck does this bitch want now???
Boulder: *le gasp*
Chase:*siren noises*
Heatwave:*w h e e z e*
Starscream: Ahem. We have some Energon that you might need.
Ratchet:
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Also Ratchet: H̷̨̛͇̼͕͍͓̫̰̍̈́̀̈́̔͐̅̄́̑ả̵͎̤͗͋̌͌̔̅͊͗͘͝n̴̰̠̓̒̀̈́̄̊̈́͋d̶̢̛͉̘̭̰̘̤̱̰̈̆͒͌͝ ̸̧̠͇͓͈̖̙͉̱̬̬͔̏͆͊̏̇͛̋̏̌̄̊͛͋͘͜͝ͅi̴̡͇͓͗͗̀̐͊̿̋͊͗̇̏͊̔̚ţ̶̢̞̳͓͍̠͔̺̜͆̇̒̓̇͝ͅ ̸͊͛́̿̈́̋̈́̅̈́̂̌̚̚͜ǫ̵̺̠̥͓̺̩̞̦͍̘̝̏́̂́̓͘͝v̴̧̛̪̹̱͈̮̭̲͚͗͒͐́̐̾̿̆̃̓͜è̷̡͍̣̟̝̤̖͔̝͕̦̳̞͇́͐͐͋͑̏̑̆͊̚r̴̢̜͈̥̳͎̟̦͈͇̹̎̈́̒̈̅͂̂́͘͠ͅͅ ̵̞̥̜̫͙͙̪̔͒̔̈́̉̿̆̓͂̓̓̌̕͠͝ͅḇ̷̖̗̪̗̗̣̯͕͙̦̪͖̣̂̾̇̏͆̒̓͂͆́́̂̉̚͠ͅĭ̶̛͉͕̼̺̼͎̹̟̞̂̎͂̃̆͗̊̄͜͝t̷̥̺̙̞͕̩̖͚̞̥̲̣̲̟̉͐̓͘ͅc̴̡̛̦̹̳͉̲̭̓̑̆͒̿̌͊͒̀ẖ̵̱̘̻̠̳̻̝̣̫̞̘̿́͋̈́̾̈̒͐̒́̎͆͜.̸̤̳̰̬̟͍̈́͑͛̈́̋̚
Megatron:
Starscream:
Optimus: It appears that you have no choice but to give us the Energon before Ratchet guts you like a fucking fish.
Knockout: You should tell your mutt to back off first so she doesn't eat us alive.
Karasu:*looks at the camera and snarls angrily*
Knockout:*high pitched screams as he runs off*
Megatron: That's cute Karasu.
Optimus:
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YOU ARE READING
"Why did Optimus and I think this was a good idea?"(discontinued)
Random(This has been discontinued lol. The story and the characters are sooo outdated and have changed so much since this was written. I might make a new shitpost book similar to this one, but this one won't be getting updates anymore.) "So basically, Opt...
