Nanbaka Various Soulmates

(Seitarou's POV)

"Supervisor!" I shouted while I was crying. "What the hell is up with you, Seitarou!?" he asked. "Please help me!" I shouted. "Get off! The Warden just called for me!" he shouted, but I didn't let go of him and then he punched me on my head.

"I'm... I'm at my wits' end!" I said with tears in my eyes. "Wits' end?" he asked. "They're... They're horrible! The guys in cell 13 don't take me seriously at all! The only person who's  nice to me is Harley!" I told him. "You're a guard. Be more confident. Lay down the law." he told me. "That's easier said than done! They never listen to anything I say." I explained to him. "Then beat them until they do." he suggested. "You're the only one who can do that!" I said.

"When I do my rounds... They always scare me and then they make fun of me of being scared. When I tried to be more confident, they still won't stop scaring or bullying and Harley tried to stop them and I didn't want her to see me like a crybaby, so I ran away." I explained to him.

"It's too much. It's not my fault for good-looking!" I said while I was crying. I stopped with crying. "Maybe I'm just not cut out for this job. I should quit and look for something els-" I said but I was cutted off when he punched the wall beside me, that really scared me.

"Is that all the commitment you have to doing your job?" he asked me with a glare. "B- but..." I stuttered. "Try a little harder, Seitarou." he told me. "Supervisor..." I said. "If you can't handle this job, you won't last long anywhere." he said and then I really heard scary sounds. "I don't think there are many jobs more demanding than this. " I told him with tears in my eyes, again. "What I'm saying is, if you can work here, you can work anywhere." he explained to me.

He laid his hand on my shoulder. "All right, then. I guess I'll have to teach you how to handle them." he said and I got really happy. 'Now I can show Harley that I'm really a brave person and so that I can protect her!" I though. "R-really!? Please teach me!?" I asked him.

"First, if you do the following, their activity level will drop by 50%. Starting with number 11..." said Hajime. "The one who talks a lot, yes." I said. "He's really crazy about woman, so anything relating to them will grab his attention." he told me. "Relating to woman?" I asked. "Just hand him a survey snipped from a woman's magazine or something." he explained. "Just an survey!?" I asked in disbelief and he nodded. "Or when number Zero is near him, you will see always him by her." he added.

"Next is number 69." he said. "That scary-looking guy..." I said. "He loves to fight, but this nothing compared to his enormous appetite." he explained. "S-so, give him something to eat?" I asked. "Just hand him the menu for today, and he'll sit quietly for a while." he said and I was shocked. "Is he in grade school!?" I exclaimed.

"Number 25." he said. "Compared to the others he's a good kid." I said. "He's the easiest." he told me. "The easiest? But in reality, is he the toughest to handle?" I asked. "Just put on some anime. Also, if you give him snacks, he won't move an inch." he told me. "Is he in kindergarten!?" I exclaimed.

"Number 15..." he said. "The number 1 troublemaker. He'll escape the second we take our eyes off him..." I said. "His hobby and special skill is jail-breaking. He will, without a doubt, escape." he explained. "So there's nothing I can do!?" I exclaimed. "No. He has a huge blind spot." he said. "A blind spot?" I asked. "In his case, if the other 4 aren't interested in escaping, he'll lose 40% of his motivation. So if he does run, he'll be easy to catch." he explained.